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[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@LetcalfeLark Careful, we know what happened the last time 'Argentinians' got all heated up about the master race.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@FredAprim @NileGardiner We settled there before Argentina existed, the entire population is British and likes being British, and when their military junta started a war with us for it - they lost.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@Karl_Downey @PolitlcsUK Because gay men are the least represented group in domestic violence statistics Karl.

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@piersmorgan I hope your wife is getting it in both holes from the gardener right now.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@TgmFin @England @FIFAWorldCup 1. Like you could afford Rafael Benitez.
2. Like you wouldn't get hooked on heroin before you ever made it out of the group stages

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@PolitlcsUK Let's siphon even more money from the country to protect the people ruining the country. - A Parasite

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@ShempMeister His Big Finish audios are excellent. Helps that you can't see the costume.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@OGG_Joeski @RVG_sieve I believe this is a shot from the opening of Bad Black, another Wakaliwood movie.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@ArchineerLock @LtNamelin He was protecting our precious bodily fluids from communist subversion after all

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@CeltaidDraign @ZickZaggurat That's when good neighbours become good friends after all

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@KOTNUK81 @JeremyClarkson Can't 'hand back' something which was never theirs. I'm no Thatcherite but their entire claim was and is based on feelings and propaganda.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@RupertMyers Unquestionable proof that being left-handed is an alien trait.

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@DominicWingUK @PolitlcsUK Nobody cared enough about Ann Widdecombe to kill her for her involvement in politics. She wasn't Trump, Charlie Kirk, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Rupert Lowe. She was a sad old Tory who fled a sinking ship.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@zarahsultana Zarah, I'm no Lowe fan but you are a malignant tumour on the arse cheek of British politics. Please find something you're more suited to.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@TinFoilBoyX Oh, so now you know? So either you deliberately chose to misrepresent my earlier response, or you really didn't know the slightest thing about Ann Widdecombe until yesterday.

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@TinFoilBoyX You silly American prick. 'A good seeing to' is a euphemism for sex.

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@bob_bonsall @GregJ1966 @PeterTatchell I refer you to his comments on the deaths of John McCain and Rob Reiner.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@QazzjJones @DameBucket @SimonFoxWriter Hi, Reform hater here. Ann Widdecombe was a clown, one of many in Reform. It's a single-issue party with one person that matters at the head of it. Nobody would have murdered Ann Widdecombe for her politics because nobody cared enough about what she thought.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@SimonFoxWriter @DameBucket That's absolutely ridiculous, the 'establishment' know they only need to topple Farage. Nobody's going to the effort of murdering Ann Widdecombe of all people for THAT.

She was just another sad old Tory clinging on to the coat-tails of Reform to try and remain relevant.

[The Penguin @Alan_Penguin]

@TinFoilBoyX If you knew anything about Ann Widdecombe or the perception of her in Britain, you'd know that nobody had a vicious enough opinion of her politically to want her dead.
She was largely seen as a sad, bigoted woman that desperately needed a good seeing to.