AlanaB

I have a very particular set of skills... and by particular, I mean none that are actually useful in real life.

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

@HaleyReinhart check this out. You NEED to know that this beautiful portrait of you exists. You are a muse. Raul Reyes- artist and fan. Enjoy!

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

Listening to the presidential address on the radio tonight, Chuck Schumer has a good radio voice. Reminds me of Paul Harvey.

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

Destination #2, Guatemala. I’m basing my decisions on recurring dreams and vaguely interpreted divine signs. Maybe I’m entering a new stage of neurosis, maybe I’m really onto something.

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

@Stagefright Oh hello no!!

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

Resolution for 2019, travel more. First on the list: Tokyo.

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

Favorite Christmas gifts this year. A giant pack of wasabi seaweed and some laundry packs. Score! It seems my parents have discovered Amazon Prime Pantry.

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

The only kind of bull I don’t mind dealing with. #texaslonghorn #steer #texas #christmasingoliad #texasAF https://t.co/XLTJC8gRSx

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

Whatever happened to Baby Cruz?
#babyjane #tedcruz #timetravel #twins #justanobservation #nopoliticalaffiliation #whenyouseeit #hollywoodclassics https://t.co/1193bzxZ2A

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gunner. During a routine check-pup, a lump was found in his mouth. It couldn’t be removed and he was soon diagnosed with fibrosarcoma. I’m told he’s a snuggly velvet boy who wears his emotions proudly and you can help him beat cancer below. 13/10

https://t.co/FgKzqVRhuv

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

@SurvivorJane Hurricane Ike was my big wake up, I thought I was prepared but definitely realized I needed to step it up! Storms are gaining power and it will only get worse. Prep. Now. Or. Else.

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

Don’t try this at home y’all.

#alligator #snacktime #brisket #heaintheavyhesmybrother https://t.co/cCTMjEBEhN

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

Had a roommate that was obsessed with watching old Olympics gymnastics routine videos. Now I am too. #MyWeirdRoommate

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

When you consider that nothing matters, checking nutrition facts, being vegan, voting, loving your spouse, getting out of bed each day, it’s all pretty meaningless. Soon the sun will eat the earth and nothing you’ve ever heard of will even exist at all.

Eat Arby’s

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

@thisisnotmark Haha of course!

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

@thisisnotmark Not exactly. I think (hope) we can all agree that the violence needs to end. The problem is the methods at hand that end violence. Most of these groups directly site gun control, and this is the underlying agitator.

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

It’s like in junior high when the teacher sees a passed note... who wrote this? If someone doesn’t come forward, then you’re all getting detention!... I wonder if this will be a “drain the swamp” sweep of the whole crew?!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Opinion

In an anonymous Op-Ed, a senior Trump administration official says he and others are working ​to frustrate the president’s “misguided impulses.” https://t.co/qW1IoM3AYY

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

@russpb8 What is that, a rail rider wagon thing?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Vinny. He’s a single father. Thinks the greatest gift he can give his children is believing in them. 13/10 you’re doing amazing, Vinny

[AlanaB @AlanaBarfield]

@MichaelBerrySho Stock dump in 3...2...1.....