Alana

food critic /@americanu alumn

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Life before this tweet dropped back in 2022

[Patrick Hedger @pat_hedger]

Saw a potato chips ad on the DC Metro today which felt quaint compared to the usual ads for integrated air superiority systems.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

🥛

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

if you scribble over a song on your spotify wrapped I am just gonna assume it’s we are charlie kirk

[Alana @AlanaC152]

@georgesantos Please, need to queen out at the Santos Claus Party

[Julia Black @mjnblack]

check in on your media friends

they are having the greatest group chat day of their lives

[Alana @AlanaC152]

#shrinkflation

[Alana @AlanaC152]

@Sabra where are the rest of the tortilla chips in the left snack???

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

welcome back ozzy osbourne

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

If you think it's so immaterial, maybe call a few seniors in nursing homes and explain to them where they'll go next.

Call the mom of a kid with disabilities who won't be able to pay for a new wheelchair.

Call just one person whose life you're going to tear apart.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Republicans are putting 17 million lives at risk in their “Big Beautiful Bill.”

These are more than just numbers. These are real people who deserve to live a life without worrying they will go broke if they need health care.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is bye sister for white supremacists

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[just twon @twonthehog]

And so I wondered, if God could find his chosen one in Chicago, could I?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

against all odds, people who went to Villanova are somehow about to get even more annoying

[Louis Nelson @louisjnelson]

Chicago guy elected pope. No ketchup on hot dogs now canonical law.

[Drop Pop @DropPopNet]

Jason Derulo has reportedly fallen down the stairs at the #MetGala.