Alanah

Here to waffle about football and music ~ she/her

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

HAPPY END OF PHOEBE BRIDGERS DROUGHT

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“this too shall pass” and it gets worse

[Modihh @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

What an assist from Alessia Russo by the way! 🔥

#ITVFootball | @Lionesses

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

[misa! @misak1nz]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[contu @cxckneygirl]

NOTHING WILL MAKE ME HATE YOU CHAPPELL ROAN

[georgia @adatarg]

i supported chappell even when i thought she bullied some little kid unprovoked

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

“2026 is gonna be my year”

Me in March:

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

This is how you do it.

Call them all out, @ZackPolanski.

Well done.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on february 23rd 2026:

[‏ً @ewedunega]

when i'm trying to sleep but then i remember and remember and remember and remember

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i need a friend with benefits,
not SEXUALLY… i’m talking about nepotism & privilege

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

i should be way more tattooed than i am

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

every mental health professional i've ever talked to has been like "you have a lot of self awareness" and i'm like yes i actually think that is part of the problem

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[Ginger Tucci @Ginger_Tucci]

This week in Reform; Farage disagrees with work/life balance, wants to scrap WFH. Braverman thinks workers have had too many rights for too long & its the bosses turn. And Goodwin wants to speak to “young girls” about reproducing?

Considering voting for them? You’re an idiot