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shitposting and fangirling. the best bad luck charm. (sub)urban planner

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

All of the above

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

Things that truly never need to happen again ever: karaoke night on love island

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[Colin Bosco @Bosco_Dash]

Just set US Soccer back another 10 years… now my son has to be a Savanah Banana instead

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

Who’s gonna beat sincere’s ass as soon as he’s out this villa?? #LoveIsland

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

A few of my friends are watching summer house for the first time ever from the beginning and live updating me…. I have nothing to give them…. this past season took a toll on me

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

I have a lot of thoughts about movie night and unfortunately for the boys they’re all very negative #LoveIsland

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

I know he’s going to the warriors but deep down inside I am a delusional Clevelander with a little bit of hope

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, his agent told @ShamsCharania.

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

I looove becoming obsessed with a different sport and making it my personality (baseball, f1, most recently golf) and I think soccer will be next. Consider this a warning

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

Meanwhile I’m drunk in the standing room yelling “come home the kids miss you”

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Did Hedges tell Naylor “nobody likes you… literally nobody likes you” ?? 😭😭

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

Speaking of no one knows how to act in public anymore I was at the game Friday and the two 50+ y/o baldies would not stop talking about how “fuckin hot” the 21 y/o national anthem singer was 🙃

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

last night the guardians did a brief moment for the venezuela victims and a man in my section loudly says “they would never do that shit for us”????

no one knows how to act in public anymore everyone is so mean and lacks empathy

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

Freddy visiting one of my favorite places I’ve ever been is so funny. Hope he got wings at Landons after 🫶🏼

[LAN @AlannaBelllo]

Crazy what some free donuts can do for the workplace morale

[beautiful woman @zooomettee]

Kristen Doute was 30 in season two of vanderpump rules #imgonnnabeokay

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

got hit by the sudden fear of the passage of time

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

You know…. If those baseball players ALWAYS put Bible verses on their hats, nobody would blink an eye. Them only doing it during Pride Night is performative as fuck. Lmao. Do it for all 162 games if you REALLY believe in your religion.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Your mom was so right to trade you for drugs