Alan Turner

Constant dreamer, often clumsy.
Winner of Master Ugly Mug 1976. Music, books, films, animals, chips, ice-cream, beer, the expectation of becoming something....

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@vickyinatutu I'm currently about to be made redundant, with a possible offer of a 3 or 4 day week instead. I'm so tempted by a 4 (or 3!) day week. What should I do?.......

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

The first episode of Inigo Pipkin aired on this day in 1973. Many episodes of the series (renamed Pipkins, following the death of George Woodbridge) including the first one no longer exist - this clip is sourced from an episode transmitted in July 1973.

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@20th_Centurygal Rock on. T Rex.

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@20th_Centurygal Rock n roll with me. David Bowie.

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@20th_Centurygal The Clash. 1980, Lewisham Odeon. Life changing.

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@20th_Centurygal 1965

[George Bray @GeorgeBray]

Here comes Santa Claus….

#Morrissey #TheSmiths #Christmas #Christmas2025

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The best Xmas song you've never heard of.
https://t.co/roXLd9zsOJ

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A cat named Lumen. A tiny little creature with a mountain full of love.

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@20th_Centurygal The Beatles
The Smiths
The Clash
And Bowie obviously.....

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@20th_Centurygal Beach Boys. Closely followed by Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

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Incredible @EdwynCollins singing beautifully in Southampton on Thursday night.

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@Rylan Rylan. You're a fucking idiot.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The false belief that you’re “too old” to start over at 40, 50, or 60+ years old has kept many chained in unhappy relationships and careers.

It’s never too late.

Life begins again when you choose it.

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https://t.co/nOE9OCbEjR
A forgotten classic

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@ChristinaLivsy Definitely!

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Sunday morning bliss. #RecordStoreDay #Suede

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They even brought in Brian Blessed for their follow up, yet still the magic eluded them.

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Little known fact. Margaret Thatcher was once in a band with Bobby Ball and Curly Watts from Coronation Street. If only they'd been a success, it would haved saved us all from years of misery.