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[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@limebike please do better. If someone had a serious issue I'd be worried

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@limebike has the most disappointing customer service I've ever experienced. At this point I just feel sad at how little care there is 😔 I've been locked out of my account for over a week, desperately trying to get help, only to receive repeated vague copy/paste responses.

[Jennifer Rhodes @jjrhodes9]

I like this sign on an empty building that I saw as I was driving today.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Happy New Year everybody! I know a lot of people feel like this holiday is a time to “reset” and set goals. What if we also just kept going and brought our history with us? What if we honored that we work hard all the time to be brave and our goal was just to keep that courage ❤️

[wynonna earp quote bot @quotingearp]

They say life is short, but it is long and it is lonely. So, if you manage to find a group of souls who will tolerate you and elevate you, and one who will especially love you... well, that is all it's about. That is what the fight is really for.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Truly incredible to live long enough to see oil rigs pouring water into the ocean to try to put out a fire in the ocean

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@Weinerrr 🙄

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

I have a coworker who has admitted to being sick after travel and has been walking around work with her mask down wiping her nose with her hand, and then touching things around the office 🙃

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I know someone who has a cold who is going to parties and I’m like wow we learned nothing we deserve to be climate changed out of existence.

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@Weinerrr Ugh I feel this so hard. Multiple ER visits/surgery and now I'm $18,000 in debt 🙃 good luck friend! I hope they swaure it away for you

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@SuspiciousPig I believe in you! 😃

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

Anyone want to buy me a ticket? 😭

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

We have no electricity and no running water but dammit I’m making this book tour announcement: https://t.co/nu4NHrCa4t

[Matt Haig @matthaig1]

Anxiety is weird. It's all intense suspense, no action. It's like Jaws without the shark.

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@SuspiciousPig Agreed!

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@Weinerrr I just had another ER visit thanks to a ruptured cyst. So painful 😣

[Alaura @Alaurasaurus13]

@heidwella I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way about driving in snow. I try to explain to people I have little experience and they always come back with "it's not that hard" blah blah blah 🙄

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS. OUT NOW.

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