Dumb & Demure

2016 my city lost a legend RIP TRES

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The irony is almost unbelievable.

For years, some conservatives warned that Obama would turn the White House into a celebrity playground, politicize every institution, and treat it like his personal brand.

He didn’t.

Now there’s a UFC event on the White House grounds, corporate sponsorships everywhere, and a cage fight being used as a presidential spectacle.

Trump did to the White House what his critics feared.

The joke wrote itself.

[Dumb & Demure @Alberightback]

@Farmer_Bones @is__portal 🤣

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

They calling the Thunder’s signature move the “Smooth Criminal” 😭😭😭

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

we really living in the most difficult section of someone’s AP gov exam in 2055

[Je Ge @Jeffgotjuice]

ANY FUCKIN QUESTIONS ?!?!

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

[Andre2000 🔻 @ComradeAndre2k]

"The Zionist argument to justify Israel's present occupation of Arab Palestine has no intelligent or legal basis in history."
- Malcolm X
Maybe you should actually read past the first page…

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

That fur is NASTY. Our revolution do be the met gala I’m crying Vince ate that so bad

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

This had me in the first half

[Dumb & Demure @Alberightback]

🙌🏿

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Russell Westbrook has agreed on a deal to sign with the Sacramento Kings, Jeff Schwartz of Excel Sports Management tells ESPN. The 2017 league MVP enters his 18th NBA season.

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

BREAKING:

Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Aaron Gordon:

"I would really, really appreciate it if there were a couple of days in between games in the playoffs instead of every other day. The product of the game would be a lot better. You'll see a higher level of basketball. Probably less blowouts"

[Dumb & Demure @Alberightback]

Knicks gonna win a ring this year

[Dumb & Demure @Alberightback]

Man fuck that lottery

[Dumb & Demure @Alberightback]

Aye this joint fire

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Ja Morant celebration 🔥🔥🔥

(h/t @EricTweetsNBA)

[Dumb & Demure @Alberightback]

😂😂😂😂 ayo

[adam @AdameMedia]

The Chinese made another American re-industrialisation meme 😂

[Dumb & Demure @Alberightback]

@WashWizards hire Taylor Jenkins

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

no way carti & kendrick sampled this dude on good credit 😭🔥