Eric Thomsen

Mostly tweets about Hoodslam and the reanimated medical professional of my dreams, Nurse Ratchet.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

Find someone who looks at you the way @wheresithurt looks at @BuggyNovaaa. @HOODSLAM #diosas_luchadores_de_pomona #tildeathdouspart

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@According2Garp @RpsAgainstTrump Charles Guiteau's brain is spinning in its jar.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

Taken at the World’s Strongest Man competition in Sacramento. I don’t know what Reign thinks #FTF stands for, but the rest of us know what it really stands for. Somebody tell @wheresithurt that I’m a fan! @HOODSLAM

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@AlexCVassar @CAgovernor @SacGreenbelt @castatecapitol @Capitol_Weekly @BPSeto @History_Daniel @Hollingsworth36 @DeweyGator I know it’s just a window, but it almost looks like the plane is carrying a KCRA 3 logo.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

Saw this. Thought of you, @wheresithurt, of course! The biohazard symbol on the heart rings especially true. @HOODSLAM

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@Elle_Ziel Do I see a Pirates fan?

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@wheresithurt, you might be interested in hearing that my https://t.co/4thvowe7LK account is old enough to attend @HOODSLAM matches.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

Dear @wheresithurt: I got a spam email for boner pills with the subject line "Is Your Dong Zombiefied?" but didn't explain what that meant. As both a nurse and a zombie, is having a zombiefied dong a good thing?

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

When I first noticed this in my inbox, I read the subject as “necro formula” and immediately thought of @wheresithurt and wondered what she was cooking up back at the lab and what she was planning on using it for.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

Hats off to @VF3Prod for producing such a great show last night and thank you to @Track7Brewing for hosting it. Sure, I would've loved to have seen @wheresithurt, but it's hard to beat a @StonerBrosFTF vs. @darksheikftf and @link2futureftf main event.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

I see @HOODSLAM’s @elbart_man took @DrugzBunnyFTF on a field trip to check out Sacramento’s light rail.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@MST3K It’s a whole buffet!

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@ElCerealMan: Any relation? "[John 'The Berzerker' Nord] then formed a team with The Grappler called ‘The Breakfast Club’ with their gimmick being they would pour cereal and milk on their opponents." -- https://t.co/8njqImwpch

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@HOODSLAM ??? I am wearing my @wheresithurt shirt, after all.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

Why did seeing this article make me think of you, @wheresithurt? https://t.co/V94A6VNvRG Oh, that's right, because I'm always thinking of you!

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@wheresithurt A BoJack gif? Is there anything about the reanimated medical professional not to love?

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

I was on a train to Santa Barbara with my sister, nephew, and niece (the one who loves to draw pictures of me and my favorite reanimated medical professional -- isn't she everybody's?), and I marked out so hard.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

It was three years ago today that @HOODSLAM posted the video of @BatManuelFTF returning @wheresithurt's heart to @ShaneDynasty. Never has pro wrestling made me so happy before or since --

[SlamTown @HOODSLAM]

There will be another show. It will be in Oakland.

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

These desperate days, everything reminds me of my favorite demented zombie nurse, @wheresithurt. Come back soon to Sacramento, @HOODSLAM! I’m totally vaccinated!

[Eric Thomsen @AlbertKnoehr]

@StuBennett, I don’t think my TV’s closed captioning really caught the spirit of your comment about @FrankyMonetWWE. #WWENXT