IceManAlbert

Principle Director of Tennis - Hamilton 5-Star Slammers

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

📢: THIS IS THE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE NEW DOCTOR WHO THEME TUNE!!!

[Jonny Bell @Jonnywsbell]

Meanwhile in Scotland...
The SNP's law enforcement wing are questioned about why they are wearing Trans ideology badges....

[Turnover SPFL @TurnoverSPFL]

I see your Everton, and raise you Hamilton Accies!

Where to begin?

First, they launched a sponsorship deal with a vodka company on their stadium's pitch, with the sponsors going on to be arrested on alleged money laudering charges in Marbella.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Before VAR: The occasional game was notorious for a controversial refereeing decision.
After VAR: Multi millions of pounds spent and matches held up interminably to garuantee most games are notorious for a controversial refereeing decision.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Sound design legend Ben Burtt talks about creating the sound of the Millennium Falcon for STAR WARS.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Shocking. Extraordinary to hear John Peel providing the location commentary.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Brilliant piece of Comms here. So much for taking back control ….

[Henry Hepburn @Henry_Hepburn]

If you’re remotely interested in Scottish football, take a look at this…

[IceManAlbert @Albert_Sampo]

@JimSpenceDundee Every schoolboy’s dream: Happening to be above seventh when a fixture suppression mechanism kicks in.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Honestly I think this is my favourite Neighbours scene of all time.

[mason @mjtennis11]

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Hingis posting this random pic of herself to congratulate Federer and Djokovic

[David H @strobist]

Twitter, explained in 15 seconds

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

[Fergus Macphee @MacpheeFergus]

One of the greatest videos on the internet

[Deirdre Heenan @deirdreheenan]

You may find this video useful in the next few days.

If ‘these people’ are legitimate refugees why don’t they just stay in France?

A masterclass from @ZoeJardiniere

#channeldeaths

[Sarah 🍓 @SarahJ_Berry]

What’s your favourite eye-opening depiction of how we let cars dominate our streets?

Here’s mine:

[Charlie Haynes @charliehtweets]

I can’t stop watching this interview on repeat, absolutely incredible Alan Partridge level interview skills https://t.co/GZVVuDIFdy

[Steve Peers @StevePeers]

Hannan here, referring to a Congressman as a "lobbyist" (unlike Hannan, Mr Boyle is an *elected* legislator) and painting an absurd narrative about the British state and Northern Ireland

[Pat Kane @thoughtland]

Best own I’ve read for ages