Albert Yeh

I’ve been upgraded to Manager, Commercial Operations in the D(M)V

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Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Complex @Complex]

That Japan trip definitely gotta make it out the group chat now 🏎️

Uber just launched Uber Drift in Tokyo, giving tourists a chance to experience Japan’s famous drifting culture firsthand. Riders get picked up in an Uber Black before heading to Mobara Twin Circuit for high speed drift rides with pro drivers. Limited bookings available through July 1 in the Uber app.

[📸: via/ UBER]

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@north0fnorth DC is close also. Everything but Commanders which are right next to DC.

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@NVIDIAGeForce #007FirstLightRTX let’s go good luck everyone!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

lol no fucking way

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@ValentinoKhan Fly me out please!!

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Good luck when AI takes over his 350k a year job. But good for him that he’s been able to have such a relaxing job. Also not sure what skills he’s learning in a job like this that would allow him to be marketable for other jobs if he wanted to leave or was let go.

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@NVIDIAGeForce PRAGMATA RTX

[Joe @JoeCool_15]

“Today, I'm pleased to announce that I will be signing an executive order to reschedule marijuana from a schedule 1 to a schedule 3 controlled substance with legitimate medical uses.

We have people begging for me to do this, people that are in great pain. For decades, this action has been requested by American patients suffering from extreme pain, incurable diseases, aggressive cancers, seizure disorders, neurological problems, and more, including numerous veterans with service related injuries and older Americans who live with chronic medical problems and severely degrade their quality of life.

I think I probably have received more phone calls on this on doing what we're doing.

I don't think think I received any calls on the other side of it, but hopefully this reclassification, which by the way polls at 82%, will help many of those patients live a far better life.”

- @POTUS @realDonaldTrump

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@Xbox Dang goblin raider rook in real life sounds terrible

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@zerohedge I thought they merged with container store. Container store already said the 20% coupons work in their store now too. Unless that was April fools

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@spice_vision @PaulTassi @Forbes And is it just me or does it feel like the cheaters are almost always rude/occasionally racist on prox mic? Like why can’t you just let me be a peaceful hiding/looting rook?

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@SwiftieSteve @MarathonTheGame I’m pretty sure I saw a video of a thief hacking an enemy triage med drone also! Super unique!

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@MountainDew The one and only #1 2007 Halo 3 game fuel.

[AEG Presents @aegpresents]

Tame Impala is bringing the Deadbeat Tour to CFG Bank Arena on July 18 & 19 with special guest Djo. Sign up for presale now.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

DC. Getting some new speakers put in the civic today and then we outside !!

[Albert Yeh @Albertyeh]

@FanDuel 3C let’s hope!! Glhf all

[Fairfax County Government 🇺🇸 @fairfaxcounty]

.@fairfaxcountypd is planning to assist with the Monks’ Walk for Peace as they travel through our county.

Our Motor Section is coordinating with the @PWCPolice Motor Section to provide traffic and safety assistance during the walk.

Learn more: https://t.co/nDLDpiWn8i

[LaJoy J Law @LaJoyLaw1]

@maustermuhle @DCDPW Sir!!!! I’ve sent emails and put in tickets !!! My street looks like it snowed yesterday. Two plow trucks came down the street and did nothing!! When are you all actually coming to the residential streets in Ward 8! We know the workers r working hard, but many folks can’t get out

[Remarks @remarks]

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