HaleyAlbright

John 14:27

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

To the jerk who cracked my windshield with a beer bottle last night: I hope you fail all your finals.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

the problem with working with kids: there are always girl scouts among them who know my sweet tooth too well

[Brian Leslie @uthprof]

PSA- You are not your title, your ministry, your achievements, your GPA, your failures or your shortcomings. You are a child of God simply because you are loved by God. Rest in the love of God today.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

Be faithful wherever God has planted you.
#ruthchallenge

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

ever have those moods where all you want to do is disappear into the beauty of the mountains and leave everything behind? yeah, same.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

WOOP WOOP!! it's about dang time!!😉 So proud of my baby girl!! @lauren___joseph https://t.co/AZZ0HICjyc

[Plainfield Athletics @QuakerSports]

IHSAA Zionsville Girls Track & Field Sectional:

Lauren Joseph WINS Pole Vault with a new school record and new SECTIONAL RECORD!

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

@brattobritt well next time come nap with me

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

Friends who take naps together stay together.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

the scariest thing in the world is when a child comes up to you with a closed fist and says they have a gift for you.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

I paid $975 for one class, had to drive 30 mins to an off campus class location, and then my prof is all salty because I didn't bring $2. I think I've paid enough.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

update: apparently the religious women were sex traffickers....

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

why is it that women's clothing that is revealing can be found everywhere while most things that offer a more dignified appearance are hard to find and cost more. If companies are selling what is desired then is this a reflection of women feeling more secure or less?

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

Anyone else have some random women ask to baptize you in a parking garage, and overhear your roommate's drug deal today?
Yeah, me too.

[Lydia Florence @Lyd_the_Kid]

There are people my age who are going to win literal gold medals for their feats of strength, athletic prowess, and raw talent this week.
Meanwhile, I'm wondering what sweatpants and t shirt combo I'm going to wow the world with today.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

*teacher walks into class exasperated*
"sorry I'm late guys, there was a live bat in my trash can"

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

sometimes it's scary when a chapter in your life is over, but you still have the rest of the book.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I’ve said this before, but one of the only reasons I’m a writer is because I had a teacher in 3rd grade who looked at my poem about clouds & said “you can be a writer when you grow up.” It stayed w/me forever. Teachers, don’t underestimate what your words can do for your students

[Lydia Florence @Lyd_the_Kid]

“Children are not a distraction from more important work.
They are the most important work.”

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

God grant me the serenity.

[HaleyAlbright @AlbrightHaley]

So tired of having roomates.