Alburt Benjamin

Cold War Survivor | Feminist | Compton Native | 6x Olympic Gold Curling Medalist | ΠΚΑ ‘65 | Train Enthusiast |

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Beer is almost gone, wallets empty, what’s left to live for

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To all my followers wondering where I was. Don’t fear I’m back

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@TavienSt Gold toe socks and Nike swoosh slides😎

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@PhilBrowns69 I’ll take you there, Phil Brown

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Mimosas for breakfast, shandys for lunch. Gonna be a good day

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Went to Morgan Wallens bar last night in Nashville. He wasn’t there

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Is it too late to change majors as a 5th year?

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Update: False Alarm

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One coffee and an Apple Ice Lucy later and I’m finally thinking I can rival Randy Marsh’s legendary shit.

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@KalvinChestnut ???

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Heard OSU needs a new President. Don’t worry everyone I’ll step in.

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@JohnnyBoone99 Holy meat gloves

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@schiz04renic I’m gonna blow up soon I swear

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Ex wife hooked up w a dude wearing this shirt #shrink

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Beautiful day out for some die

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@FurrStayFlowin This post angers me

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You guys ever get your inner thigh hair tangled up when you’re walking and it forms a knot and really fucking hurts? Just me?

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Sweating my ballz off in class
#hotandsteamy

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When did Americans stop drinking beer??

#MakeAmericaBeerAgain

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Where were you when pigeon doctor dropped

#LANK