Kalvin (the nutcracker) Chesternut

Ohio State Water Polo 1999 Referee
Pakistan Algebra Competition Competitor
Spray Tan Artist - also can wax

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Ireland could be the same as New Jersey

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Made a sandwich for breakfast this morning

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@FrankDaTank788 Typical jester foid. #shrink

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Me omw to work (the casino)

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Would you rather your ex-wife fuck a touse squid or bouse mogger
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Never believe the “vaping is bad for you” propaganda #expand

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@AlburtBenjamin #shrink

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Heard there’s never been a shark attack in the state of Ohio

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Top 3 human inventions
1. The cart
2 sour cream and onion chips
3. 1

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Things I want to do tonight -
Learn more about the big yahu
Practice my Mongolian throat singing
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How dudes be moving after hitting their first 10x on a random memecoin

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Really fucking with Sunday. Good day.

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Pigeon Doctor