Alchemer

He/Him

Sci-fi lover and writer.
'Russia is like a bear; it won’t attack when it is frightened.'
NATO/EU

[Konrad Mostek @KonradMostek]

Współczuję temu ruskowi który próbuje tłumaczyć Millerowi jak używać chata gpt

[atago ♥️🤍 @Atago_Is_Here]

keltec needs a company-wide drug test what the fuck is this

[Neocon Nixonite(formerly Hungarian)🇭🇺🇳🇱🇩🇰 @nixoninexile]

Heartwarming❤️:
Cities with data centers are so rich, they run straight chocolate milk through their municipal water system instead of plain old tap water

[AjaTollaH GPW @GotfrydKarol]

Trzeci rok rządów Tuska, Syryjczycy uciekają na Białoruś

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the fundamental double standard in American politics is that every Democrat across the country is supposed to answer for the craziest left-wing candidate in Brooklyn but Republicans are never held to account for the two dozen copies of this guy sitting in the House right now

[Dustin: READ PINNED @LazyFrickStream]

Remember when you begged to go on that island?

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

Imagine if a woman talks like this about a man let alone her husband. Men would never shut up about how women should be in control, how they're evil, 'repeal the 19th', 'feminazi', yada yada yada.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>wasn't alone
>died of old age at 96
>lived longer than the Soviet Union

lol, lmao even

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Ancient Greece literally had an androgynous god that was a god of intersex and androgyny but conservatives will still try to convince you that gender identity is a modern day invention caused by the woke mind virus.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Newbie CIA: “wowee I can’t wait to assassinate my first dictator with some cool gadget!!”

Veteran CIA: “yeah ok so, put this wig on”

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

The idea that the US did it on purpose to kill the kids of IRGC soldiers would be less conspiratorial if Pete Hegseth and all his top guys hadn't made literally their entire careers on arguing that war crimes are cool and there should be no limits at all on American violence.

[The 1000 Grey F-16s of Zlonsky Δ🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇸🇹🇼 Ψ @Duncan_skr]

In case anyone is considering voting ACP, this is what they endorse
@ACPMain

[Comrade Izzy ☭🦍🟥⬛️🟩 @ComradeIzzy]

Americans training for when their McDonald's order is wrong.

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

job market so bad the only options are being homeless or letting asmongold enter you

[Ads🐂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @adsfig5]

Guys who would go to war for their mother, sister, and daughter when you ask them to do five minutes of housework

[july🐝 @pitfreak_]

good morning

[EvieGoesHard💙 @TransGirl]

Ban 55+ communities, make senior discounts illegal, mandatory drivers tests after 65 and for the love of god age caps for congress.

boomers are some of the most coddled fucks out there.

[autist @litteralyme0]

The fucking PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA forgot to unschedule his victory tweet

There is NO celebration

ARGENTINA LOST LMFAO

[Jojira @Goji_Saurus]

Any time there's a huge farmer's protest in the EU you look up why that is and it turns out the EU passed a law against using a pesticide that poisons the water supply and gives you cancer or something.