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unsuccessful travelling merchant

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Bumped into someone I haven’t seen in a while and inexplicably pointed at him like this

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@DirteeerMartini oh NO

I nearly went to Braunau when I visited Salzburg in January but I was too hungover

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@DirteeerMartini Was your teacher Namibian?

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@DirteeerMartini Vy do you move more zan 1.5 kilometres from you familiehaus? Vi don’t do zat in Germany!

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@DirteeerMartini Britain’s single city syndrome is also solvable with about 10 years of reforms idk what the hell you do with Germany

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Discovering I’m in the top 10% of French earners and have been since I was 23 💀

[François Valentin @Valen10Francois]

So apparently being well off in France starts at 3319 euros per month

And rich is 4292

Bafflingly low

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@Lauryn671058 I can attest this sort of thing is very common

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@bedriddenmaiden That’s because you don’t drink

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@superrealmaya oh that’s less bad lmfao, I was 14

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@Valen10Francois It’s this before or after tax?

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@superrealmaya 9? Yeesh I’m so sorry

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Caving and becoming even more annoying (starting a substack)

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@powerfulwizerd I am a serial story liker because I enjoy having a window into other people’s lives and this is how I’m perceived 💔

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Funniest bit about this article is where they have a paragraph about how Muslim parents should discuss sexual ethics with their children from an early age with a photo saying ‘stop sexualising our children’ and ‘too much too soon’ lmao

[5Pillars @5Pillarsuk]

5Pillars has compiled a brief guide for Muslims living in the West on how to navigate LGBTQ Pride month during June.

https://t.co/jsI0Zb1Ozf

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@Madz_Grant Politically, sure. But since EDI here is mostly a private sector HR thing the political context of the term is alien to most people. Your median HR manager putting together an ESG deck probs hasn’t even heard of affirmative action, let alone the wider US inspired DEI philosophy

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@malyshka444 Legitimately half my weight

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@si_rubinstein Most of the refugees from the Punjab siege period went to Canada rather than here. I also believe there’s a class element to Khalistan support, and Sikhs here tend to be richer than elsewhere

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Went to a boxing gym for a protein shake (they gave a really good cafe attached) and they all thought I was a trainer

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@mar1148405177 You’re Don Draper maxxing

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@shellaneous Go to the George it’s such a good pub