Alcoholic Literate

I drink and I tweet things.

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I used to be creative, but then I got a job in marketing. Now I just hate my clients.

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"I'm a dog mom!"

That's called a bitch, honey.

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Does anybody else just talk about playing a game and just never gets around to it or do I need professional help?

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Why be a writer when there's a metal bedframe you can stub your toe on RIGHT THERE???

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When in doubt - DON'T CLICK THE LINK.

Thank you for coming to my #TedTalk

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@elizacranepoet Cannot congratulate you enough! 🎉

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@GreenDay wake up

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Holy shit

https://t.co/OOYnnrS8n4

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Did you know that #SonicTheHedgehog turned 30 this year? How's that for a #throwback 🙃
#tbt #ThrowbackThursday

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It's mojito monday obvsly

[neversaynotochocolate @majajovicicbl]

#SafetyFirst 😁

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I am trying to find a different verb for experience

In order to avoid the phrase "experience an experience"

And I am lost

Please help

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Checking @Reddit for some on-the-nose facts... #http #https #humpdayhumor

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1000% yes ❤

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If I knew ten years ago what I know today, I would have married a doctor.
#freemasks

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@VaultedDarkness I feel ya

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@Patrickfjohnson Make a necklace

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@Patrickfjohnson Please do. ❤

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@5oclockbot This makes my Irish coffee just coffee fyi

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@laurcunn Sounds like a plan. Have a glass of wine too.