Sarah

LU '21 †✌︎ Stay Hungry Stay Foolish

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

The Dog can’t explain it any better 😂😂

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Why does it look like the bear hired the photographer for this photograph

[tori 🪩🥂🍒 @bensonscully]

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

[Sarah @Alcorn__Sarah]

Merry Christmas Eve Eve, Eve @eveswaney_

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Visual approximation of Secret Service Director Cheetos’s “foolproof” assassination protection strategy

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!

[ally @missmayn]

if you’re on a boeing flight it’s not cringe anymore to clap when the plane lands.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying "Pedestrians have right of way"

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

[❀ clara horst ❀ @_icosa]

My fridge needed a lightbulb but I missed that it said ‘40 watts maximum’ so I accidentally bought a 200w bulb

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I hope we never find life on other planets because there's no doubt that the U.S. Government will start sending them money!

[Rua M. Williams @FractalEcho]

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

the debrief sessions that girlies have after a night out are more important than the state of the union address

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This particular shark is believed to predate the existence of the United States of America. A team of scientists discovered a cluster of Greenland sharks and concluded that some of them are the oldest known vertebrates alive today. These sharks inhabit the frigid waters of Greenland and were the subject of a study conducted in 2017, which examined 28 individuals. The eldest shark in the study measured 16.5 feet (five meters) in length and was estimated to be approximately 392 years old. The researchers established, with a "95 percent certainty," that the shark's age fell within the range of 272 to 512 years, with a most probable age of around 390.

While the exact reasons behind their exceptional lifespan remain unclear, it is believed that the arctic temperatures they inhabit (plunging below 29 degrees Fahrenheit) contribute to their longevity. These low temperatures result in reduced body temperatures and slower metabolisms, thereby minimizing damage to the sharks' tissues. Additionally, their growth rate is exceptionally slow, with less than half an inch (a centimeter) gained per year, suggesting a significantly longer lifespan compared to other vertebrates. Furthermore, the females of this species exhibit delayed sexual maturity, only beginning to mate at the age of 156.

[Brandon Stanton @humansofny]

“His mother wanted a break. You know, it’s hectic. She’s a single mother. She just bought a house. It’s a lot taking care of a kid on your own. She thought maybe it would be a good experience for him to come live with Uncle Olasegun for the summer. As soon as she suggested it, I was like: ‘I want to do this.’ And here’s the reason: she did the exact same thing for me. We lost our mom when we were kids. I was really young at the time— like three. Whitney was twelve or thirteen. She and my other sister ended up taking care of me: cooked for me, took me to school, made sure I had a shower, brushed my teeth. Back then I thought she was annoying, because of my ignorance. But now it’s crazy for me to think about. It must have been such a burden. She’d be hanging out with her friends, and I was always there. So I’m just trying to pay it forward. I picked him up from the airport last night. I have no idea how the summer is going to go. I like to cook, so I’ll cook for him. Maybe we’ll paint a little in the evenings. I’m going to teach him some kickboxing on the terrace; hopefully that’ll tire him out so that I can get some work done. I’d love to be a father one day when I find the right woman. So it’s going to be a good test for me. I’m just hoping he has fun. And when he goes back home, he tells his mother all about the amazing summer he had with his uncle.”