Ale McMurphy

wine sommelier

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support and can not explain why my card was charged an extra FOUR times

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@Uber why is there no way to receive help for being charged on my card for a trip I didn’t take and the trip is not showing up on the Uber app? This is ridiculous

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support is no help whatsoever. At the end of the conversation they asked for my card details for assisting me 🤣

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

@Uber_Support why is there no way to receive help for being charged on my card for a trip I didn’t take and the trip is not showing up on the Uber app? This is ridiculous

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

Whoever gave me the flu right before Christmas better count their mf days

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

This is me manifesting a friendship with Taylor Swift

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I wonder what songs mother and Travis listened to in the car with the sunset going down

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I hope @taylorswift13 had the best night ever

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

This is my why

[Bryce Hall @BryceHall]

August 11th: I go viral for a good reason this time solidifying that I am indeed a fighter.

In person tickets: https://t.co/Ri5idk2z1b

PPV: https://t.co/dYwKPjH8UC

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

Me to my husband:

I had a dream you tried to kill me so what’s up

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Have y’all ever cried at how blessed you are that you feel bad

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

Today UPS charged me $3 dollars to print a return label and then they sent me to the post office to return my package and they charged me $3.99 for tape to tape down the return label 😂

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

Does anyone need a kidney? Willing to trade my husbands for a Taylor Swift ticket anywhere in the country of United States

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

ABC will never financially recover from this

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

@JeffreyP_Carter A second is a lot longer than you think

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

I’m already ready to be home from werk

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

Y didn’t y’all tell me to watch How I Met Your Father

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@JeffreyP_Carter I ate 6 buffalo wings with out ranch. Maybe that’s why

[Ale McMurphy @AleMcMurphy]

WAIT!

I think I like raw celery