Ale 🤷‍♀️

UCSB’21 ☀️🏝

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Democrat Abigail Spanberger will become Virginia’s first female governor. (AP)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

charlie kirk opposed the civil rights act, called george floyd a scumbag, said he’d be worried abt black pilots & that he’d force his daughter to carry a pregnancy to term if she was raped.

he shouldn’t have been killed but he def was an extremist.

[Ale 🤷‍♀️ @Alebridegroom]

@TeamSabrina It just keeps loading

[Team Sabrina 🐾 @TeamSabrina]

If you're trying to sign up, don’t worry! We’re working to fix the RSVP issue, and it will be resolved shortly.

A lot of you are eager to see our busy woman! 🩵

[Ale 🤷‍♀️ @Alebridegroom]

Congrats Mike, I’m looking forward to your town hall tomorrow!

[Greg Stanton @gregstantonaz]

The exact moment @MikeLevin learns @AP_Politics (finally) calls his 2024 race. Congrats to a great guy, awesome roommate and an outstanding Congressman!

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today:

– Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them. 

– Don’t share things before checking your sources. 

– Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

WOW. SIMONE BILES JUST DID THAT. 🔥 #ParisOlympics

📺 NBC and Peacock

[Bridgit Mendler @bridgitmendler]

The other news I wanted to share is I’m a mama to a sweet 4yo boy. Started fostering in 2021 adopted near Christmas of 2022. I’m so lucky — being a parent is the biggest gift and most defining experience there is

that’s my news for now folks 💛

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little "aarf" sound

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Absolutely incredible series of words

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

trying to save my money but i’m just a girl

[Matilda @bytaylorsdesign]

SOMEONE CALL WILL SMITH

[carly @notcarlylol]

iCarly (2007)

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

It's 2013.

[Ale 🤷‍♀️ @Alebridegroom]

I feel my reputation era creeping up on me. So real 🎤🎶🎶🥰