Chockard Stanning

the four L’s Laura, Linney, Lasagna

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

I got tboned while riding on a moped tonight and this was my moms response

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

@luxxnoirlondon Girl cuz you woulda been like 13 😭❤️

[Brett ✨ @keeshasbirthday]

Salina EsTitties at the first nomination ceremony #BB28

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

There should be a drag queen named Puss by Sapphire

[nana @gglennthedawg]

When i saw my little sister taking tequila shots and doing poppers at basement

[dave @davepeep]

oomf trying to make me a swiftie

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

Scene stealer in 30 Rock too at Liz’s high school reunion, playing a man Liz outed in HS but isn’t actually gay

[Zach Mack @zachthemack]

This man is COOKING in every scene #widowsbay

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

My roommate was worried her feet might be too big, and I responded by calling her Lacieniga Boulevardez

I don’t think it helped

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

@upuntil_dawn I thought the second hashtag was #dawn and I was like fierce to remind us at the end again there

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

15 years ago today, Lady Gaga released ‘Born This Way.’

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

@mrrileymcgrath The dogs are Lincoln, they’re her husband

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

Charna Halpern as Mary Todd Lincoln in Chicago “Oh Mary!”

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

@sssh55556 @upuntil_dawn

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

Opemaxxing at the baseball game trying to make my way to my seat

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

Unbelievably stamped mug and puss hairography @upuntil_dawn

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

That love gonna need to be deaf too

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

The queens and viewers acting gagged meanwhile I’d be placing in the bottom on purpose every week just so I could give @A_doubleC_D my MVQ points 😭

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Let the points fall where they may! 👀 Snatch up a first lewk at #AllStars11 Episode 3, live NOW on the #DragRace YouTube channel 👠

➡️ https://t.co/icVoZCKPBw

[Chockard Stanning @AlecDeclares]

@BigSlug_ #NeedThat

[Grace @gracecamille_]

3 glasses of wine deep and saw someone outside smoking a cig

[bb pp🌠 @polaroidbb]

and when puss cums to shove

[Ⴑ ИOT⅃OƆ @LUVDRUGKILLAH]

I’ll never forget sitting with the family and then hearing Gaga say “they’ve got some pretty big COCK in New York City”