Riley

3 star personality in a 2 star body

[Riley @mrrileymcgrath]

They didn’t even have monster zero ultra then

[Rosie's Ballroom Psyop @DarnelSugarfoo]

A "7-Eleven" in 1973.

We used to be a country. A proper country.

[LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @lacontroller]

LAPD is ending their agreement with FLOCK due to community concerns & pressure‼️

Other cities have done the same.

Flock surveillance cameras have sparked huge privacy concerns around the data it collects, what it does with it, & where that information is being stored & SHARED.

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

Solemnly lowering the Northrop Grumman LGBTQ affinity group flag to half-mast

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Counterpoint: rest in piss.

[Riley @mrrileymcgrath]

@zahracusdottir Also each NH state rep only has like 3K constituents, highest likelihood in the country he could just randomly meet them the next day lol

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

How the fuck is it even remotely legal for a politician to sign an nda with a corporation to hide information from their constituents

[Alex🌹🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

Josh Shapiro secretly spent $295,000 of taxpayer money to cover up sexual harassment by his top adviser, then deleted all of the victim's email complaints

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

police officers who leave their K-9 locked in their hot car to die should have to face the death penalty as a capital offense of murdering a police officer just like suspects who kick or fatally injure K-9’s during a pursuit etc

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Fun fact: it's a violation of your ethical duties to upload confidential loans documents to a public LLM. Moreover, your clients will be extremely unhappy if they find out you're doing it.

[Sam Haselby @samhaselby]

One problem with these idiots is they don't seem to understand that an 11 year gap in life expectancy, 5 weeks (minimum required by law) paid vacation, 16 weeks paid parental leave, universal healthcare, high quality public education, etc etc are all also data. Truly morons.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

everything about prediction market regulation is designed to drive you insane. you have expensive lawyers and powerful regulators looking you dead in the face and telling you that it isn't sports betting, but instead swaps trading

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

is this bad?

[November @postoctobrist]

funniest if he left her. she’s on her knees begging him to take her back and he’s just like, I’m sorry, Margaret Qualley. I’m just not attracted to you, Margaret Qualley. I don’t think we’re sexually compatible, Margaret Qualley.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

journalist who broke the story of Mitch McConnell's cardiac arrest says he's braindead (per her sources) 👇
https://t.co/4rWP3s47a7

[chair🪑 @hairpin_chair]

Steven J Demetriou, Executive Chair of Amentum Services, the sole contractor of an ICE Camp in Texas went to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelces wedding

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Shabadadoo you take this woman

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

they got a real minion at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding. everyone keeps hitting it with hammers

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”