Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody}

Spending eternity with my glittery husband, @MagnificentBane, raising our sons @BlueberryLBane & @SeraphLullaby #ImmortalShadowhunter #Protector #RPAcct#Parody

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

Alec Lightwood.
Salty as fuck
Deal with it
Living an eternity protecting @MagnificentBane and my two boys
@BlueberryLBane and @SeraphLullaby

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

12+ glorious years with my amazing husband, @MagnificentBane 🖤🏹

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Melts at the way you look at me and presses my chest up against yours* I’m good with that.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

[Leans into your touch, looking over your face] Need to see you more

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Nods vigorously and leans into your touch, my own fingers slipping into your hair* We do… it’s been far too long.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

[Smiles and brushes my fingers across your cheek] We need to spend more time together

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Chuckles and ducks my head, a little embarrassed by my over zealous response* I’m glad… I’ve been wanting to see you for ages.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

[Laughs softly and wraps my arms around you] I've missed you too, angel. I needed to see you

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

Magnus! *Rushes forward and throws my arms around you* By the Angel, I’ve missed you.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Thinking of @AlecGideonBane

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

Yeah, we’re old men now… *Chuckles* I know what you mean though. I can’t imagine life before you.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

11 years? My, how old we've become. It feels both shorter and longer, like there was never a time you weren't there.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

@MagnificentBane can you believe it’s been this long?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

I’m good either way… *Grins*

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Let's get drunk and have sex! Actually. Let's skip the drinking and just have sex.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

I’m up for a drink!

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Have I really been here that long? This is cause for a drink!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Smiles adoringly and takes the eggs* They look so good. Thanks Magnus.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Special just for you

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Holds out my hands*

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Today I'm supplying chocolate eggs for everyone.

Come get your chocolate egg!

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

Yeah, that’s super strange. And upsetting. I’m sorry this happened to your accounts

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Beyond weird. It's even weirder that it's only my directly related TMI accounts. None of the OC's except for War.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

That’s so weird! And unfair.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Twitter randomly decided to lock 90% of my accounts because of "suspicious activity". Even on accounts I haven't used in months.

Now is the pain in the ass task of trying to get them all unlocked.

Wtf twitter. Wtf.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

Ughhhh…

…. Yep, that about covers it.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

I’m good with that too.. *Grins* No clothes required.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Or we can just skip all that and collapse in a heap in front of the fire place with that gorgeous body of yours.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

To the most amazing man in my life, Merry Christmas @MagnificentBane 🎄
I’m looking forward to a day of too much food and too much alcohol and collapsing in a heap with you at the end of it all.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Laughs softly and nods* My apologies… I forgot who I was speaking to for a moment

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

I'm sorry, do you know me at all?

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

It really is… now if you could combine cake and alcohol together, that would be even better.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

It's a good thing you're married to a man who is an expert at such things

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

Thank you Magnus. I feel like getting drunk and eating cake all night.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Happiest of birthdays to my beloved @AlecGideonBane. You are heart that beats in my soul and I couldn't be luckier than to spend another year with you. 🕯️🎂

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

@SliverStarburst @twi_age Thank you!

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 17 Aug 2012 (via @twi_age).