Magnus Bane (Parody)

Adventurer extraordinair. Canoodling with my husband @AlecGideonBane. Glitter goes with all. #FanAcct Dark Bane. {Parody}

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

~*Monsters don't sleep under your bed...
... they sleep inside your head*~

Raising @BlueberryLBane and @SeraphLullaby with my husband.

Magic and Alexander have one big thing in common; I do them both very well.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

[Leans into your touch, looking over your face] Need to see you more

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Nods vigorously and leans into your touch, my own fingers slipping into your hair* We do… it’s been far too long.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

[Smiles and brushes my fingers across your cheek] We need to spend more time together

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Chuckles and ducks my head, a little embarrassed by my over zealous response* I’m glad… I’ve been wanting to see you for ages.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

[Laughs softly and wraps my arms around you] I've missed you too, angel. I needed to see you

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

Magnus! *Rushes forward and throws my arms around you* By the Angel, I’ve missed you.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Thinking of @AlecGideonBane

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

@SparkleInVeins Twitter has been ridiculous. Ever since it changed over to X, I don't get any notifications on any accounts.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

What fun new people to follow!

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

11 years? My, how old we've become. It feels both shorter and longer, like there was never a time you weren't there.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

@MagnificentBane can you believe it’s been this long?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Let's get drunk and have sex! Actually. Let's skip the drinking and just have sex.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

I’m up for a drink!

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Have I really been here that long? This is cause for a drink!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 13 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

There are far better drinks to have

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Special just for you

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

*Holds out my hands*

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

A strange combination but I always have alcohol.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Today I'm supplying chocolate eggs for everyone.

Come get your chocolate egg!

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Beyond weird. It's even weirder that it's only my directly related TMI accounts. None of the OC's except for War.

[Alec Lightwood Bane🏳️‍🌈 {Parody} @AlecGideonBane]

That’s so weird! And unfair.

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

Twitter randomly decided to lock 90% of my accounts because of "suspicious activity". Even on accounts I haven't used in months.

Now is the pain in the ass task of trying to get them all unlocked.

Wtf twitter. Wtf.

[Yeon --- Parody @SinfulNineTail]

§×Every choice has a long afterlife of consequencesק

If you want something you've never had...
... you have to do something you've never done.

¬Shadowhunter
¬Brother
¬Pancake maker

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

[Thinks you're more demented than that shelf pixie]

[Prince Roan @TheStaringFae]

{High fives myself because you are NEVER EVER EVER going to get this out of your head. I am the king.}

[Magnus Bane (Parody) @MagnificentBane]

.... There is something very wrong with you

[Prince Roan @TheStaringFae]

{Huffs loud enough to wake your dad in hell and hopes this is what happens every time you are alone with yourself from now until eternity.}