Alec Toller

Not quite Frankenstein's Monster, just a Sparkling Homunculus

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

13 Plays About ADHD All At The Same Time opens this Thursday! With a host of alumni from @BadDogTheatre, @SecondCityTO and @tofringe: @okjonblair @sharjilrasool @spoonydan @ChooJSully @jillianlwelsh Link in bio.

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@letwinka Wow so beautiful that your dead dead ghost can still tweet.

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@matt_obrien Damn! Now I can never hire you for my ad for Cumfucks.

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

Ladies & gentlemen of the jury, I present to you now: Albus Dumbledog & Bilbo Barkins.

[moondjinn @themoondjinn]

want to have this? 💎

👀 #GIVEAWAY 👀

enter to #win this swirling (30mm) liquid core #D20 ‘SYLVANSTONE’ 🌲

perfect for fey-aligned characters 🧚🏼‍♀️

rules:
-follow please ✨💜
-like this
-retweet this

winner randomly selected on 12/3 🎉

best of luck
🌙🧞✨💜

#dice #ttrpg #dnd

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

Sometimes I take a bath and think so this is what it feels like to be a soup

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@brandonhackett That’s great! I also find this hard. It gets easier for me after finishing the first draft but until then it’s hard not to get stuck feeling like it’s flat or derivative

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@ThatTonyH Lost chihuahua, never worn.

[Tony Hightower may have @ThatTonyH]

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

(Via https://t.co/XC3DlIXXC3 )

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@letwinka She’s my hitter - she’s my pitcher - she’s my hitter AND my pitcher!

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@TannahillJordan But they were all of them deceived, for another donut was made…

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@CBC Albus Dumbledog at your service.

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@letwinka !!!!

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

I keep thinking back to this crossword clue that was “crunchy sandwich” when the answer was “taco”. The absolute gall.

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@letwinka Happy birthday! Throw me up something special!

[Alec Toller @Alec_Toller]

@ashleycomeau That’s great! You got the pilot just need that plaaaane

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Howdy pardner