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#breakfastsurreal
#Brotherhoodofceres
#missingcereal

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We received a letter informing us that a(n) large, possibly sentient dog controlling a drone by the name of The Smacker turned themselves in for fishing with stolen cereal as bait, without a permit. "The voices made me do it" they claimed later in an interview.

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#breakfastsurreal
#Brotherhoodofceres
#missingcereal

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This just in from Arizona PD: a(n) individual legally going by Gastone turned themselves in for burning a large pile of pancakes in a public space. No one was harmed.

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@Breakfastmemes1 @YouTube solid lol

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More Missing Cereal Coverage From Channel 4 News #missingcereal #breakfastsurreal https://t.co/BqvYo9emRx via @YouTube

[Grace Stewart @gracekstewartt]

#BreakfastSurreal clearly ate the breakfast of champions #MadGains

[Lindapeterson @Lindape45956418]

@AlertsTheft My daughter went to this performance that they had on campus. She ended up sending me the link of the performance and I thought I would retweet it for everyone!

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@Lindape45956418 Welcome to the Brotherhood, Linda

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https://t.co/fIedsGI62P
#BreakfastSurreal

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The brotherhood has come.

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The brotherhood has come.

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The brotherhood has come.

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The brotherhood has come.

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The brotherhood has come.

[Breakfastmemesdaily @Breakfastmemes1]

Channel 4 News: Missing Cereal Phenomena https://t.co/zOcccT0MfR via @YouTube

[Breakfastmemesdaily @Breakfastmemes1]

I wonder if this map around #winonastateuniversity has anything to do with @BrotherhoodofC1 and all of the weird cereal boxes being found on campus....It looks like it's in the shape of #brotherhoodofceres "logo"....

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The brotherhood has come.

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This just in from Hawaii PD: a(n) drug dealer controlling a drone by the name of Pablo is wanted for injecting a mysterious fluid into several items of produce. "The voices made me do it" they claimed later in an interview.

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We received a letter informing us that a(n) devoted member of the one true, known by many as Pablo has been found guilty of stabbing a doomsday prepper in the cheek with a high heel. Donate now to the victims of this horrendous crime

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This just in from Florida PD: a(n) store clerk legally going by Valerie was caught red-handed in the act of protesting violently outside of a local breakfast stop. No one was harmed.