Aleksei V. J. Thomas

23|Male|Dark Fantasy Writer and Artist|lover of music, languages, horror, vampires, and pets| writing #MyFallenAngel #BlackLivesMatter #WritingCommunity No DMs

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

Hi, my name is Aleksei Thomas, you can call me Alex though.

I’m a former fanfiction writer who’s now aspiring to be an indie author.

I’m currently writing #MyFallenAngel the first story from a connected universe I’ve been designing since I was 4 years old.

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@LibraGenXer After looking into it, yeah I can see how that can happen, it was just the first time I’ve ever experienced it.

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

So just a couple of weeks ago was the hottest May on record if I’m not mistaken, and now it’s hailing violently. What is UK weather?

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@BollocksWeather Nope, born here mate😂😂 I know it’s mad here, but what I just went through was especially mad. Cool and sunny, then suddenly crazy thunderstorms with hail falling out of the sky like sand out of a glass. 30 minutes later, back to cool and sunny.

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@byNikHolson It’s the same here now, the only evidence any of the madness happened is a few piles of hail dotted around my street😂😂

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@byNikHolson Luckily no. It was here for maybe 20 minutes, and now there’s barely a cloud in the sky. I swear the UK has daily seasons instead of annual ones😂😂

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@byNikHolson Yeah we got that too. My sister, who lives 5 miles away from us didn’t get anything aside from thunder in the distance.

The weather took one look at me and said, “fuck you in particular”😂😂😂

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

Americans thinking we don’t know what a ceiling toaster is.

[tk @tkcantfail]

Alien concept to the British mind on the wall in my bedroom

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

I went out with my mum to an Italian restaurant with the intention of not having desert. I don’t know what transpired but I’ve ended up with diabetes in a cup🤣🤣

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick @ElChandler And for free as well

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick @ElChandler So she’s in a constant state of tweaking? Lucky

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick @ElChandler Sleep, what’s that? I only know caffeine and spite

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick Seems like my ideas will fit right in🤣🤣🤣

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick Honestly, I would love to see one of these in your book😂😂😂

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick Lucky for you I’m not careful.

-Perpetual funny bone knocker
-razor blade hand job
-chilli juice eye sprayer
-nipple twister 9000
-THE NUTCRACKER
-aaaaaand chainsaw circumcision

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick I don’t know what their problem was, a little trauma is great for character building😂😂😂

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick But that also reminds of the time my mum tried to cook crab. She was too scared to kill it so she just threw it in hoping it would burn to death. It did, but not before banging its claws on the oven door for ages… yeah that was something.

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick I think he took ‘bun in the oven’ a bit too literally😂😂😂

I honestly don’t even remember it, the only reason I know about it is because a few years later we had to pick the most memorable moment from each year. The class collectively decided on that

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick Yeah this wasn’t even a task, I just did it unprompted because I felt like it. I imagine they got complaints about it because they did go, I probably traumatised a kid😅😅

Still, hardly the weirdest thing to happen, some other kid set off a stink bomb in the middle of class.

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick The best part, I wrote these at school on pieces of A4 paper that I stapled together, and the teacher not reading my stories evidently thought it’d be a great idea to keep them in our reading corner. They were there for weeks before someone noticed😂😂😂

[Aleksei V. J. Thomas @Alex0807021]

@RipleyJNick Similar story, although maybe not as grotesque, when I first started getting into writing as a 7 year old, my first two stories, was about a man-eating demon bear, and a space robot that killed everyone at my school.

Yeah… I’ve always been like this😂😂😅