Alex Gooch

Gym Guy • Property • Investments • Holiday Enthusiast

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The term ‘slouch socks’ is a new one to me

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Some bloke commented on my girls insta, gotta appreciate the transparency I suppose 😂

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@alexhepple97 @2147mill What are you holding to see 794?🤯 My first thought was you in got in RR at 80..

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@100kDiary Rummage down the back of the sofa and chuck it in the pot, quick 😂

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Never thought Outlook would give me an endorphin release

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The genuine look of betrayal on my fiancés face when she hears I’ve eaten a sweet treat without her is actually horrifying

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@Momo Can’t be under consuming my 0% Fat Yogurt 😂

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@Tesco picked up my click & collect order today and it was short an item (0% Greek Yogurt) ordered 3 but only 2 received, only noticed when I got back home to put it away - was too busy chatting to the lovely staff when putting it in the car. Can you help process a refund please?

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‘We’re not teaching fish to climb trees here’

My favourite corporate jargon one-liner I heard this week.

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@2147mill I didn’t even realise you could get paid for tweeting 😂 I feel like a grandad

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@Gazreyn 2:13 REM is somewhat biblical 🤯

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A moment of appreciation for the PB

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Every time I check my portfolio lately, one glance gets me thinking ‘what’s been found in Epstein files now?’📉

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Rome wasn’t built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour.

Hit me this morning, keep going.

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New Year, same theme.

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Some days, a reminder is needed.

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Progress only happens when we refuse to settle for ‘good enough’ and keep holding ourselves to higher standards, even when it’s hard.

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Black Friday’s a great way to remind you to unsubscribe from mailing lists

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Forgot to start my watch to track my workout, mind instantly thinks it doesn’t count then. Might as well have stayed in bed.

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Model the rise, not the result.