Alex

Urban worrier

[Alex @AlexB42]

@bettanyhughes @Bobby_Seagull If one talent is about 9 years pay for a skilled labourer, then 800 would be £250-300million.

[Alex @AlexB42]

@RetronautHQ Seen this, @JohnDickie1 ?

[Alex @AlexB42]

@BrentfordFC Angel With A Shotgun by The Cab please, for my 8 year old at her first match. #BeetheDJ #BREPNE

[Alex @AlexB42]

@JimJeroo Womble....... Avengers?

[Alex @AlexB42]

@JimJeroo Please. Why not something nice like Kermit, Fozzy and Gonzo as The Three Musketeers? Or Kylo and Rey as Calvin and Susie?

[Alex @AlexB42]

@JimJeroo Please stop this.

[Ben Bradley @Ben_Bradley_32]

On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.

[Zeyn @ZeynMo]

Looks like I won’t be eating at @wagamama_uk and would encourage everyone I know to do the same. Calling in sick leading to disciplinary action is shocking:

[Alex @AlexB42]

@JimJeroo Leg Five standing by.

[Women's March @womensmarch]

#RoyMooreChildMolester is trending. Let’s make sure it’s trending all day every day until this sexual predator is out of the Alabama Senate race.

Women, this is our time, and we say: no more sexual predators in the White House, in our government, in Hollywood, anywhere.

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Alex @AlexB42]

@NerdAboutTown Oh :(

[Alex @AlexB42]

@NerdAboutTown Hey

[Alex @AlexB42]

@fubarpops What's the issue? That's a perfectly qjooxte selection of letters.

[Ben Davis @bendavis_86]

.@theresa_may Hey girl, are you British Rail? Cos you're getting publicly owned.

[David Shrigley @davidshrigley]

Saw this painting on the wall in a restaurant. I'm troubled by it.

[Lord Ashcroft @LordAshcroft]

I nearly died from septic shock. For each retweet upto 50000 in the next month I will donate £1 to the UK SepsisTrust

[Nathan Snakehips @ndmckeown]

*Goes to walk away*
*Stops and turns around*
Just one more thing...I've discovered America.

- Christopher Columbo

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Well done to Iceland. In population terms, it's like the London Borough of Ealing are through

[Will Black 🍓🍄 @WillBlackWriter]

If everyone who reads this and feels outrage tweets it or shares it on Facebook then the case might be reviewed
https://t.co/vRBipJiHvn