Alex Meyer

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[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

“Sometimes you gotta wreck a few homes to make your own.”
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[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Hey Twitter or X or whatever you are now I’m back again because I have to bitch… last night western conference finals game 1 my god was it ugly…. Yes the Timberwolves deserved to lose that game poor shooting and ugly turn overs but holy Christ could the officiating of SGA be

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Any worse?! The Timberwolves couldn’t breath on him, he flops and flails and acts and then gets rewarded for it when I thought it was supposed to be ruled against that exact thing this year? And the. To add to that gets guys in foul trouble that shouldn’t be in foul trouble and

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Get met with handsy aggressive defense and no foul calls which I am all for let them play defense but my god let both teams play defense… the way SGA is allowed (or not allowed) to be guarded is changing the entire game not just free throws and it’s hard to watch…

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Then they are forced to play differently and affects play time and all around how the game is played… and then on the other side you could say the Timberwolves are taking poor three point shots and not attacking the lane which I agree with! But when they do attack the lane they

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Back again to interrupt your normally scheduled programming… I would very much like it if Lebron gets swept, not that I’m a Lebron hater, just nice to have both Lebron and Steph out of the finals

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Sooo.. are like… the @Vikings the best team in the NFL now?

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

@savdriessen Hey if the shoe fits 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Haven’t been on Twitter in months but I’m here to post about something I’m very passionate about… those who put up Christmas trees immediately after Halloween deserve coal from Santa Claus

[Tyler @illgTyler]

Me and @AlexBAMFMeyer just got told we couldn't get another beer if we chug one? #Wut

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

@iambabyyyyyyy Hi 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Coulda closed the bar at 9 but I thought no, I’ll stay and watch the end of the Twins game... I regret my decision

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

The twins bullpen makes me want to cry fr 😢

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

@illgTyler

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

@TomBrady you can’t end on an odd number, you better win one more

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

@_baymcconnell Ummm... I could think of one thing that’s better than fruit in the morning 😂

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Dude, not gonna lie, watching all my friends’ and families’ babies grow up makes me happy as fuck

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

@illgTyler @TmarTn Literally shedding tears

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

@illgTyler @barstoolsports That’s alright the GOAT will take care of them

[Alex Meyer @AlexBAMFMeyer]

Infinite retweets

[DeepToMoss @Deep2Moss]

I have people asking me why I say "F$&# the Saints" & I'm confused by the question. Simple. They only won their only Superbowl by screwing the Vikings over by cheating badly to intentionally injure players and having the @NFL let them do it. So, yeah, f#&$ the Saints forever.