bailey carlson🦋✨

• green eyed gal • co born, mn raised • linewife⚡️ •

[bonniesmom.eth @lialankford]

me waiting for Netflix to get their shit together so we can watch the love is blind live reunion

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

Listen this:

[Aaron @IAmAaronWill]

Having a childhood before social media took over was a such a blessing.

[Amanda Radke @RadkeAmanda]

My resolution for the New Year is to eat a lot more BEEF!🥩

[bailey carlson🦋✨ @_baymcconnell]

@BrigitLozinski This is exactly WHY you two are getting married - you’re the same person 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Brad Freking, DVM @brad35962868]

Beyond Meat stock has tanked. Consumers want real meat not factory derived fake products

[Ian Munsick @IanMunsick]

Respectfully

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Florida has more than 42,000 linemen already staged for power restoration efforts across the state. Thank you for being prepared to power up our state.

For updates on #HurricaneIan follow @FLSERT.

[DJ Rodeo Starr @dwightjokeam]

Don’t text me “wyd” I’m literally stuck in Folsom prison and time keeps draggin on

[bailey carlson🦋✨ @_baymcconnell]

I turn 25 tomorrow but physically + mentally feel like I’m turning 30🫠

[Sal Di Stefano @mindpumpsal]

“Plants are so much healthier than meats and eggs!”

From the same people who said margarine was healthy, fat is the enemy, egg yolks would kill you and that skim milk was better than whole.

Don’t listen. It’s a lie.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she cries when she’s mad

[Michael Crews @MichaelCrews6]

For being 25 years old, I have had a lot of mid-life crisis’ already.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girls think that cleaning their room is the equivalent of getting their life together

[bailey carlson🦋✨ @_baymcconnell]

@BrigitLozinski See you next Friday gf 😘😉

[bailey carlson🦋✨ @_baymcconnell]

California is home to the most clueless & stupid drivers in this planet 🫠 why did we move here lol

[bailey carlson🦋✨ @_baymcconnell]

I have never been more disappointed in @Delta - delayed flight out of OR to WA & they gave us ridiculous flight options to MN. Best option is to wait 10 hours for a midnight flight to get home, stuck at SeaTac. Not one person is helping us.

[€hristina Řose @Tallz_22]

be happy with a busy man or babysit a broke one