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Mainly my cat - he/him

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

@wolfalicemusic I had a dream that Wolf Alice played our wedding

[Matt Hayes 🇮🇪 @matthayesthfc]

Noa-Lynn, a transgender woman, is competing against a man... and people are still unhappy.

Isn't this what you claimed should happen in every other sport?

Or MAYBE, as it turns out, you are just transphobic cretins who oppose inclusion. The mask is slipping.

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

Bit shit isn’t it #OpeningCeremony

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

JK Rowling refuses to vote in UK election after demanding single sex polling booth.

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

Someone obviously didn’t watch Razer retain their robot wars world championship title

[Natalia Barbour @natalia_barbour]

No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

But can you take the two super high res pictures of Nigel Farage taking a milkshake to the face, loop them and then set them to a Kelis soundtrack for two minutes whilst it slowly zooms in? Yeah, real easy.

[Josh Falconer @JoshFalconer5]

BREAKING: Leaked scenes inside no10 today, the cabinet asking Sunak’s advisor for the date….

#GeneralElection

[chappell roan voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

This app peaked when someone outed a guy for wanking in the uni library and posting pictures to tumblr, good times

[Justin @JustThomp]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

Going priv before the swifties get me

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

Taylor swift write a single line of a song without a noun challenge

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

Every song on TTPD be
Name name place thing
Name name place thing
Thing place thing name
Name name place thing

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

rip mark ronson tbh

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

I have officially decided that Ryan Gosling gently punching the guitarist on the chin, kissing the cameraperson's hand, and flirting unabashedly with a bunch of very hunky dancers is the apex of non-toxic masculinity and I love it.

[Tariq Kenney-Shawa @tksshawa]

So they’ve conveniently remembered how to use active voice.

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

It’s almost as if you’d want to know what you’re paying for

[Fraser Hoehle @FrazHoehle]

Welcome to A Tradesman’s Diary

Where I’ll post stupid shit customers do….

Ol classic “ CaN i HaVe A bReAkDoWn”

[‏Martyrs of Gaza @GazaMartyrs]

Noor, my daughter, was the only one who held my heart in this world. Her story was different from other girls.

Noor Al-Fara, 13 years old.

She had dreams for the future and was planning to achieve things beyond her age. She lived in her own world, with thoughts and interests that were unique. Whenever someone met her, whether a woman or a man, they would sit with her, chat, and say, "This girl is extraordinary. Mashallah, she seems like a university student, not a child who hasn't even turned 14." Indeed, when they said this, we realized that we are not just numbers. We have souls and bodies, and we have dreams that we want to fulfill in the future. It was as if she sensed that her time in this world was limited, but her dreams were grand, so she raced against time to achieve as much as she could.

As soon as she entered the house, she would start talking as if she had been away from me for a week. She would share many details about herself, her friends, teachers, and school news.

She was an icon at school; she felt like the center of attention among the students. She participated in all academic and non-academic activities, and she was a dynamo at home, on the street, and at school with her friends.

On November 7th, 2023, at 6 o'clock in the morning, the Israeli occupation aircraft bombed the entire square in front of the Farhana School in Khan Younis, and Noor was martyred. Oh God, she left a great void. My life turned into an empty desert after her, despite the crowdedness around us.

[Screenager @AlexBalchin]

I hope they do a song about smoking

[Catfish&theBottlemen @thebottlemen]

https://t.co/th8WujxtGy

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Me seeing all those carbon liveries