Uncle Mischief

Famous Screenwriter and Gynecologist

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

You lose me walking around hobby lobby, the only trace of me you can find is a line of spray cheese from the cans of CHEESE WOW™ I had in my back pockets. You follow the trail only to find it ends right in front of a giant rat with a big ol' Tim shaped belly. What do you do?

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@TobyTurner really bummed you didnt make it to the wedding

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

You guys need to stop gassing up Rogue One, its simply not a very good movie.

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

I really hate that you have to sneak around like you're having an affair when you go to interview for new jobs while still employed.

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

This is the first thing I've seen on this app in years that I was genuinely really happy to see

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

8:46 PM last night my trail cam said ‘hold my beer’ and delivered one of the rarest celebrity. White moose with a pop of blue, nature flexing 💙🦌 Not Bigfoot… just a straight-up mythical albino moose doing the evening stroll. Trail cam jackpot achieved 🏆🌲

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

I seriously just got shot under where I pee. My taint. I got shot directly into it. I’m losing weight and blood because of it. The blood is on my underwear.

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

Shadow of Mordor really is great aside from it's boring story and disregard for the root message of Tolkein's work in general.

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

SHEETZ is the best place to go if you ever want to wait 45 minutes to get a microwaved cheeseburger

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

Machine Gun Kelly is really good at making music that sounds like its ai generated

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@jakebrodes Genuinely think the show peaked in it's first episode. Having to problem solve to find a way to kill Translucent had me expecting a whole lot more out of the series. There's plenty of good moments throughout the rest but nothing that creative or interesting ever again.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine

[Samson Olawale @SamsonO32596]

@LukaLev @BarackObama @NYCMayor There's gonna be An Assasination attempt at Donald Trump, it will happen in a plane like  J.F Kennedy happened in a Car
                             OR
Listen to Shame on Nigeria by Olawale Supernova on all music Platforms.
Will He Survival IT!!??
Numerology Saying

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

Are any foreign powers interested in helping the US overthrow its own evil regime?

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@c0ck_l3snar You just haven't met my boy Dylan yet

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@SecWar Get a load of this gay guy

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@Azel_OhWell @hasanthehun Bro idk if you know how rates work in general, there are outliers of every data set.

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@FortunateFolk No

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@Researchermrmr https://t.co/Ux3Ly2hMNJ

Guess again, shithead

[Uncle Mischief @GrabblePuss]

@RepMcGovern Then do something already!!!!