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[MLB @MLB]

Ketel Marte’s first career walk-off home run came on May 19th

He hit his second tonight and it looks very familiar 👀

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Ketel Marte is putting up INSANE numbers on this current 10-game hitting streak! 📈

DeRo dives in on all of the ways the @Dbacks star impacts the game and his near-identical production from both sides of the plate.

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Surprised? You shouldn’t be.

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Marte Madness 🤯

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Merrill Kelly tosses a 100-pitch complete game against the Rockies

[LEEZUS @AndrewLeezus]

Dillon Brooks the greatest hater of all time.

He showed up courtside to watch LeBron get swept.

This guy is a super villain.

[k @alfkkifine]

Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to argue, and refusal to yield is completely exhausting. You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Whatever good you do for a woman only lasts 24 hours in her memory.

Women have short-term memory for the good things done for them, but long-term memory for the bad things done to them.

They are naturally ungrateful beings. They hate it when we say this, but it’s the truth.

People who have unlimited expectations, make too many demands, are never satisfied, and constantly make comparisons will always be ungrateful.

“Oh, you want me to thank you for buying me flowers when your friends are buying cars and giving their wives and girlfriends money?” Sounds familiar, right?

This is why the phrase
“bare minimum” and what have you done for me”

Are very common among women. You can fund her entire education, be there for her when she was sick, take care of her family…but if you refuse to celebrate Valentine’s Day for her, she will forget all those things, hold onto that one day, and make you out to be the bad guy.

We have women as sisters, mothers, wives, colleagues, and friends. Many of them display these patterns. This isn’t an attack; it’s the truth. Women are very ungrateful.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Mama, Mason Montgomery just killed a man. 🎶

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[Ava Grace @AvaGrace9211]

The best take on
No kings !

[Matt Couture @MattCouture5]

Breaking: thousands march in the street to protest a democratically elected president while they all voted for a candidate not democratically elected

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂

[SleeperDiamondbacks @SleeperDbacks]

Ketel Marte is hilarious 💀

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

The most destructive piece of internet lore ever created is the phrase: "If they wanted to, they would."

​It sounds empowering, but it is actually deeply narcissistic. It assumes that a person’s actions are dictated 100% by their desire for you, while completely ignoring their capacity.
​A partner can desperately want to give you the world, but if they are fighting a silent financial war, battling burnout, or dealing with a health crisis, their capacity is at zero. Measuring a stressed partner's love strictly by their ability to "perform" is a lethal mistake. "If they wanted to, they would" is the fastest way to lose a fiercely loyal partner over a temporary lack of bandwidth.