Alex Boucher

[tex @texmeplease]

my dream job is just to kind of walk around

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Everybody talks about the tortured genius. But never the tortured buffoon.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

insomnia sucks really bad but its still makes me laugh a lot to think about going to bed with an attitude like "if i can pull this off it will be huge"

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means

[Alex Boucher @AlexBoucher6]

These people are just vile. Awful. The constant, endless lies.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tapper to Noem: "I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers on January 6. Undisputed evidence, and I just said, President Trump pardoned all of them. You said that President Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. That's just not true. There's a different standard for law enforcement officers being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters. We just saw that."

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

"One of the most dominate 10-game runs in history of college football"
Purdue (2-10)
at Arkansas (2-10)
Boise State G5
NC State (7-5)
USC (9-3)
at Boston College (2-10)
Navy G5
at Pitt (8-4)
Syracuse (3-9)
at Stanford (4-8)

[Alex Boucher @AlexBoucher6]

@allinkid Notre Dame lost the only two real games they played all year and should not be involved regardless

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

Incredible exchange

[frap @frapposting]

I HATE when i become a regular somewhere. I used to buy soup at the corner store every day and one time the old man who owns it went ".... you sure like soup." and i didn't go back for 3 months.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

please just skim through this to see the direction the AI music takes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Jumbotrons should also celebrate people who don't need a companion

[Alex Boucher @AlexBoucher6]

@cremieuxrecueil Also nobody cares

[Alex Boucher @AlexBoucher6]

@AgnesCallard A truly hilarious tweet

[Ben Terris @bterris]

My first piece for @NYMag

https://t.co/wSsvMNFFwG

[Alex Boucher @AlexBoucher6]

No, yes

[Alex Boucher @AlexBoucher6]

The 3 year old told me he wanted a “splash of choccy milk” this morning, and then our 15 month old daughter told me she wanted a Nintendo switch 2 with Mario Kart World bundled in

[Alex Boucher @AlexBoucher6]

@jngilbreath Time to retweet some bangers and develop some strategic action items based on consultations with stakeholders