Alex DeBruin

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@monique_mannen
It's Been A Long Time😄
I Don't Mean This in A
"Saturday Luv" Way
Though Every Saturday
with Lucy Is Like Church.
I Apologize for Believing
The Lie That I Was Born in '70.
I Felt Out of Place with Those
Born After '81.
"The Truth will set You free."-Jesus
MTC.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@sydneyy_taylor You Gotta Nice Face
Don't Underestimate Yourself.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

The Best Matchup
Coming is
The Cleveland Guardians vs
The Milwaukee Brewers.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

Una Vita Caffe!
(I'm Rusty on My Italian)
I'm So COP I Waste Time
on Too Much Coffee, Donuts
And Tabloids.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@ChuckGrassley
Long Time No Talk.
I Suggest for
America's National Security
That Our Allies and US!
Boycott Anti-American Oil!
Any Tariffed Goods
from Regimes in Question
Mean A Continuity of
Genocide and Atomic Stockpiling
#goodneighbor

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@edie_brickhell
I Remember How
My Generation Finds
The Transit Bus...
"The Fun Taxi!"
Think of it
Eating Pizza in The Back
or listening to Your
Front Loader CD and Earphones.
I Leaked Your Demo Tape in 1986...
On The Fun Taxi!
We Might Agree That Shannon Hoon
Got Too Deep. MTC!

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

My Ideal Super Bowl 61
is Atlanta Falcons and Kansas City,
Let's See A Match Up
Before The Whole Chili Bowl!

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@seanhannity I'm On The Victim's Side.
Withdraw Letitia James Now!
Respect and Recognition
Must Never Make You
Judge, Jury And Executioner
for Any Side of A Trial.
#BillOfRights

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@ThatCheerMomOfX Maybe Phyl Actually is
As Male As He is.
Maybe Phyl Has Sandy Hair.
Maybe Phyl Has A Mother Complex.
I've Felt Like A Mother
to My Cousin's Mish & Jen Jen's
1st Born Kids Althea & Leo.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@LucyPunch
So, We're Back Together Again
Now That I've Known Your Famous Name
for About A Year. My New Account
Will Be Focused on The Most Important People
Including You.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@LucyPunch
Jesus is Just Alright with You Too.
Most Christians Worship on Saturday.
It's Your Thing. We'll Have Other Times.
In The Meantime, I'll Think of You
While Enjoying Some
Juan Valdez Approved Coffee.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@LucyPunch
I'm Getting Over
A Flu Related Complex.
It's Fully
Thorat and Nose Test Negative.
If You Come Over
You Might Want to Have Breakfast
with Me If Only Special K.
I'd Urge You To Try The
Generic 'Juan Valdez Approved'
"100% Colombian Beans Instant Coffee"

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

Christa Pike Still Unconscious, on Ventilator After Botched Execution https://t.co/JQVm45tio2 via @TMZ
I'm Not A Pitiful Sexist.
Many Times, Through History
Men Get Away with Abusing Women
By False Victimhood.
Christa Pike Must Not Be Executed
Ever Again. One Botch is Enough.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

Alex's Online Self is Hungry
N Tired. I'm Gonna Eat
and Possibly Sleep Soon.
"Everybody Got 2 B Yo Self
No Matter Who U R!"-
Keb Mo

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@holcoal
2 outa 3 A'int Bad
on Who We Like
and What We Like.
At Close to 43
I'm Emotionally Better
Than Ever Though
I'm Waiting for My
Urgent Care Test Results.
If You Recognize Me or Not
I'm Alex from High School
Who Couldn't Be itself, Literally!
Because It Was Transgender

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

Ms. Swift I'm Sorry.
I Remember Your Old Spelling
of Your First Name
from When We Went
to High School with
Your Sister Who Was
Quite Hint Dropping
About You and Me.

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

All My People
Especially My Mom
I Said it B'faw N'
I'll Say it Again.
It's Miraculous
What Pills Can Do,
Especially Tylenol.
I'll Say to Myself
What I Said Especially 2 Nicky
"Have A Little Faith in You,
God N' Healthcare
N' You'll Turn Around.
Now its Off To
Udda Pamly!

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@LucyPunch
Back Pon' A long Ride
Lil'ary an' Figgatively
My Throat N' Nose Culture
are Coming Pon 'Bout
Half Past 3 This Aft'Noon.
I'm The Opposite of "Google Search"
Lil'ary!

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

@ThatCheerMomOfX
It's The Shizznit!
You Got All Kinda Uses
Po' Medicinal Coffee.
Jus' Ta Day
I Helped Along
Two Large Tylenol
When I Had to Have Brunch
But Almost Got Sicker Pon
Rotten Quaker Oats.
Kids Don't Try Small Portion Coffee
wit' Tylenol.
Let Da Pill Do it's Magic

[Alex DeBruin @AlexDVeryBruin]

Lucy Formerly Stefanie
You're What's Happening.
I Wanna See You ASAP.
If I'm Not Around
From 3 to 7 Tomorrow
It's Because Cynthia
of Cyndi & Eddie
Is Turning The Big 7-3.