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[edie @edie_brickhell]

I want this guy to yelp review my pussy

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

What's so funny? I've got three nieces named Covfefe.

[wint @dril]

(dick gets caught in car door which drives away, rips it completely off along with half my torso, intestines spill everywhere) Holy Mackerel

[Katt Willferrell Bithday @KattWillFerrell]

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope & Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope & no Cash. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

[Jerry Springer Show @SpringerTV]

Is there a #THOT in your life causing trouble? Call Jovan at 1-888-321-5358 to confront them on #JerrySpringer.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

these tourists just came up to me and asked where the twin towers were and I had to respond with "those are ah, gone"

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

My friend played a joke on me and said there's another one of those Now You See Me movies coming out

[edie @edie_brickhell]

@nickmullen bake it till you make it

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Been trainin' like hell for the Toyotathon.

[wint @dril]

Leut me make this clear: gloves are Next-Gen mittens , mittens are trash, i will never wear a mitten, i will take down anyone whos mad at me

[edie @edie_brickhell]

why did this jeopardy contestant block me?

[✩˚｡⋆♡⋆｡˚✩ @creamybbygirl]

basically

[Breathtaking @tupacdurex]

this woman in front of me at the store earlier , is me ,

[donni saphire @donni]

Try to be a good role model for your skeleton

[c @whyhelloclarice]

Intro to One Night in Paris on pornhub

[edie @edie_brickhell]

taking an uber to jail to pick bae up

[edie @edie_brickhell]

boyfriend was arrested twice this week

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

eat the pussy like