Elijah Martin

I love you Gendo. I hope to see you again someday.

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

Salts.
Smiled A Little Then Stopped.
It's more truthful than "Lol".

[Wizard101 @Wizard101]

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Giveaway ends July 29th at 11:59 PM Central Time. Good luck! #Wizard101

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Lesbian Mann

New York, State Census, 1915

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@Tyler_Polumbus It's a phenomenal song. The message and everything is fantastic!

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@HuggbeesTV Newman's makes hats and their own Oreo adjacent cookie? That's absolutely rad.

Their salsa is really tasty. That's really cool that they sent ya all this!

[La Flamme Rouge @laflammerouge16]

Evenepoel attack getting blocked is the equivalent of a fan invading a football pitch and blocking a Mbappe shoot on goal. Shouldn't neither be accepted or normalized. Role of fans is to spectate, if they alter the sporting outcome actions needs to be taken.

#TDF2026

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@faustocoppi60 Okay, I know the Contador incident. What on Earth is the context of the other two???????

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@faustocoppi60 I'm convinced Tadej is gonna ride conservatively until stage 20 and then possibly obliterate everyone from orbit. Or it might just be a fairly tame end to this year's tour for him? The podium fight should be fascinating at least.

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

Jonas crashes and abandons. Absolutely heartbreaking. Podium is wide open for second and third place now. Absolutely insane.

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@DapperDanCB @FiredUpCoug Yeah, absolutely not. McDonald's has one decent product and that's their fries. Burger Kings is atrocious all around. Shake Shack is over priced and under delivers. Carl's Jr has some options but their burgers aren't great.

I think we'll just agree to disagree. Salts

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@DapperDanCB @FiredUpCoug Most forgettable? Ya fuckin' trollin', man. Have you ever had McDonald's, Burger King, Shake Shack, Carl's Jr?

I'm sure I'm forgetting something. Culver's may not reinvent the wheel but that's some mad hyperbole. At least it's a legitimate patty with fresh toppings.

[old toons @oldtoons_]

Walt Disney once said - "Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children." He built an empire on the belief that children deserve the absolute highest quality of human craftsmanship and storytelling.

Today, the modern Walt Disney Company is explicitly betraying that legacy. The current leadership has decided that human artists are too expensive and children’s minds are too cheap, that they can be treated like a dumping ground for mindless, algorithmic AI slop.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

[Cinemassacre @cinemassacre]

In a new AVGN the Nerd plays many Crash Bandicoot games with the help of special guest @Caddicarus in his quest to find the worst game in the series! https://t.co/utmWzZ6Eed

[TheColeBrew @TheColeBrew]

Bethesda FINALLY

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@HaangEmHiigh "Henry, The Portrait of A Serial Killer", "Tusk", "Barbarian", "Eden Lake", "Wolf Creek" specifically is phenomenal. My friend swears "Possum" is incredible though I've not seen it.

[employed malistaire @vaniesaur]

nah, i’d win. #wizard101 #jjk

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

IT'S COMING HOME!!!!

[Elijah Martin @AlexDeathRose]

@Pirate101 One of the most boring slogs of a world in Wiz. Hopefully y'all can make it enjoyable on Pirate.