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Hi welcome to my shit-show
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@jacksfilms Can I be post-birth abortioned please

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@Matt_Pinner C o w

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I'd like to formally request to be gifted one Bitcoin please

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@GameSpot

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😭 one day

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One day I'll be famous and everyone will love all my gold tweets

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@s8n Kinky

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Just saw an army recruitment ad where they were all playing pool, and if you changed their outfits to prison uniforms or whatever, it would still make sense

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Not gonna lie, my one follower, I still wonder this

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Why don't people filling pastries fill them from the top? If they're going to be covered, there won't be visible holes

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This probably isn't true but I still stand by it because it shouldn't be limited to that one nerd that traveled home in their whites but also the person who is taking a red-eye to be back at work by 0700 the next day after holiday leave

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Dear civilians-
"Military in uniform" (i.e. at the airport) means active duty military, not just those traveling in uniform
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@EvanAndKatelyn https://t.co/s4Evlf8MCz 👀

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Like imagine if these 3 other kids ran up to Garrett to help and the shooter goes off and now we've got 4 dead teens. I wouldn't put it past this guy to unload into the others the moment he saw them

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@truecrimegarage listening to the Garrett Burton episode and the way I see the other boys going home is this - they hear gunshots, one of the guys live nearby, so they run for their lives back home to call the cops. I don't think they were being negligent, they were terrified

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@NoContextBrits The end piece. Sometimes the heel

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Thanks The Prosecutors for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 9,848 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/s6pX9eiMBx

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@EvanAndKatelyn Carved this little one from Albertsons today 💕 he's just the cutest, I can't get over it

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As some of you guys know, one of our listeners had a baby recently at only 23 weeks. He weighted 1lb 4oz. He's fighting hard, but he's got a long way to go. As a NICU dad, I want to do everything we can to help. https://t.co/dtlzc3fPhW

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@EvanAndKatelyn Peony likes the pottery wheel video

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@GameGrumps she's enthralled

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@ProsecutorsPod have you thought about doing a short episode about the Depp v Heard trial? I dropped into the middle of it and a lot of what they were asking seemed so weird and I feel like they wanted to make him seem out of it but they just looked stupid ok love you guys byeee

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How was Robert Pattinson Batman when he died in Harry Potter?