Alex

🏳️‍🌈⚽️🐾🍪🦅 #cpfc season ticket holder, food eater, general complainer.

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

For the record, use my organs. All of them. #organdonation

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Just the fact that my timeline is full of celebrations is amazing 🎉🎉🎉 #Lionesses

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Time to admit it doesn’t matter who you put on the pitch we’re shit regardless? #ENGHUN

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

I wrote my dissertation about the absence of openly gay professional male footballers, 8 years later and I’d finally have a 3rd case study!#JakeDaniels

[Blackpool FC @BlackpoolFC]

A message from Jake Daniels.

https://t.co/R2wEsniXKV

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

@TalkTalk keep trying to get internet fixed, every time I use live chat they make me repeat the same things and then I get disconnected and can't recover the chat. Now can't even locate live chat on the website...

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

If there’s one potential downside to England winning it’ll be the popularity of the Foden hair cut #Euro2020Final #ENG

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Managed to watch near enough every match this tournament but forgot about England today and only turned on after hearing the neighbours cheering 🙃 #EURO2020 #ENG

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

10 minutes in to #WhenEaglesDare and already gone “oh my god *insert ex-palace player*” about 20 times #cpfc

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Christ how do they always make the easiest jobs seem so difficult #cpfc

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Ok well it looks like Twitter agrees with my feelings on that #LineOfDuty

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Have just had to pause #LineOfDuty for a solid 5 mins to cry/laugh at the line “the name’s Hastings ma’am, I’m the epitome of old battles”
(I’m a bit behind)

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

This is my colleague’s daughter, good to see some happy news for once☺️

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

“It gives her so much more independence”
A new prosthetic limb, designed by students, will change Phoebe’s life.
https://t.co/DFfNBKUz0b

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Spreadsheets really weren’t the thing missing from Saturday nights #Lockdown2

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

It’s that time of the year where we all say in unison: “who the fuck calls it the M23 derby?!” #cpfc #CRYBHA

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

PSA: DO NOT APOLOGISE IF YOUR DOG COMES OVER TO ME TO SAY HELLO

#dogs #walking

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Ok so I’m missing football so much I thought they meant Norwich #football #lockdown

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

I’ve never really got the whole reliving old sport thing because for me the enjoyment comes from not knowing the outcome but a couple of weeks without and I’ll take anything I can get #lockdown #matchoftheday

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

Just been round Tesco with a list of what the food banks need at the moment and not one item was available. #stopstockpiling

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

@GoldingNatalie @Rebecca0593 @demelzajbm @ellengpeirce Oh we’re so old

[Alex @AlexEagles93]

I’d very much like to beat you today but big up @SouthamptonFC for having free sanitary products in the toilets #cpfc