helvetica is a fuck boy

my most toxic trait is not caring that I have toxic traits.

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Glad to hear that we’ve had more time to be miserable: https://t.co/52T6M0l6PJ

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@Variety @hulu - Be the hero we need you to be

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@NYC_DOT This social media manager deserves a raise!!!

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Honestly, MTA’s slogan should be ‘sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come’

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Can’t believe the @MTA closes the J and L at the same time. So rude.

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The AC trains are my villain origin story. @mta

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@PopCrave This low key sounds like a read

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It’s like the A train actively tries to be late. @mta

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Why is the J always fucked? @MTA

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How is the C train so bad? @MTA

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Demon twink walked so they could run.

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I love all the couples posting on Valentine’s Day. It’s like, THIS is what you cried over?

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The timing of MTA is just so logical

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@LouieZuniga Wear your glasses

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Friend: what’s NYC like?

Me: R on the F line, moves to the B line - then express from 34th to W 4th.

This had become a complain about @MTA account 😂😅🥲

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Love this totally sensible @MTA schedule 😂☠️

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Love

[Little Shop of Horrors @littleshopnyc]

The ultimate girl dinner. #LittleShopNYC

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@OhhhhhDannyBoy Mila didn’t like it?

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@LouieZuniga

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@LouieZuniga Ew

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There’s always a mechanical problem
🙄

[NYCT Subway @NYCTSubway]

@AlexHarvilla Hello - we're showing M‌ trains are delayed in both directions while we work to correct a mechanical problem on a work train near ‌Marcy Av‌. ^AM