Alex 🦀🇺🇸🇵🇸🇺🇦

Housing and Tax Attorney

Sell out to big Public Interest

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Colorado’s Democratic Governor Jared Polis has vetoed the strongest anti-surveillance pricing bill in the country.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

A “no means no” chant has started here

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

A "No Means No" chant in the upper deck at Game 1.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

“opposing our megamerger is antisemitic” is an instant hall of fame line lmao

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Ben Hur @villeburghcity]

What a thunder-Knicks finals would look like

Game 1: thunder belt to ass
Game 2: thunder belt to ass
Game 3: thunder belt to ass
Game 4: thunder let Knicks win so they can raise the trophy at home, fans chant “fuck Trae Young”
Game 5: thunder belt to ass

[Alex 🦀🇺🇸🇵🇸🇺🇦 @AlexInMinnesota]

@PurpGoldLakers

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

The disrespectful dunk with 4 seconds left. Boy I fuckin love it. Hate is back.

[Michael Galant @michael_galant]

Hegseth has now murdered over 200 people in the Caribbean and Pacific without public evidence or trial.

[白 @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

$200.

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[Ben Dziobek @BenDziobek]

Breaking: Andover New Jersey cancels data center project and passes complete ban!! Rural NJ is fighting back against Big Tech!

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Last year, people on this app argued over whether kids should be fed in public schools if they can’t afford it.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

(knee, jail) might be the most insane legit designation of all time

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Workers are now taking home the smallest percent of America's economic output since records began in 1947.

At the same time corporate profits are now at the highest point since 1950.

[zesty zio @ziosaaa]

About to ruin the family group chats with the aunties who love AI, telling them the Pope said it’s against God to use it