alejandro

These are the misadventures of a shit talker

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@_ralphalfa Thats kinda what took me out of it lol have nothing against drinking a shot out of a glizzy but I’ll be dammed if I’m adding mustard to my liquor

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@_ralphalfa Lmao I actually thought about doing it

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@sirgeeohJR Literally found that out this morning when
I was texting my mom about it

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@sirgeeohJR Can’t wait for the Scorsese or Spielberg category

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@liddob_ I’m sorry I’m talented!!!

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@SheaSerrano Damn, chill Shea

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

Some of the best camera movement I’ve seen in a hot minute. I couldn’t even explain it to people

[kevin @nivekeht]

God she was so mean when she pulled with the car

[Coach AG IS A CHAMPION!!!!!!!🧡💙🇯🇲 @ALG3nius]

Don’t ask me about no Charlie Kirk

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@liddob_ I know you’re fucking lying. I never forget a glizzy date

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@liddob_ My invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

Can’t fucking stand Apple Original Films distribution. What do you mean Highest 2 Lowest is only playing one theatre and no Thursday showing?! This is on A24 too. Fucking hate them together

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

Changed my first diaper today. Yeah I’m good on that, brother

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@sirgeeohJR This week has been killing off all childhood heroes

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

It’s Always Sunny doing The Bear bit and finally addressing the “yes chef” of it all is true vindication

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@_ralphalfa I’m here for you, dawg

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

@_ralphalfa Stage -1. That’s “I’ve had a long day” type of shit

[alejandro @AlexIsModest]

There’s nobody more dangerous than someone who knows the Bible and that’s why I love Malice