Alexander de la Peña

Smooth shark truther

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Can't believe that in I Am Legend Will Smith handed Alice Braga a best of Bob Marley cd and called it the best album of all time.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Nevermind. He is completely unfazed despite the fact that Mr. Wick was thrown down more than 200 steps.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

My dad is going to be so surprised when John Wick has to go back up those stairs

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Little Caesar's no longer does $5 pizza. What is the point of being here.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

@bransonreese If trampolines and airplanes are ok it really makes you wonder how tall the tower of Babel must have been getting.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Dads at home cannot sit down and watch a movie at the same time. It is impossible.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Brunch is when you have leftover meatballs and yogurt in the same meal

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

England moment

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@Isaac_highman You're probably right. Definitely sitting down and condiments.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Nope (2022)

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

@Sweebirbs Thank you

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

The Raid is on HBO, but only the dubbed version. A real monkey's paw moment.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

@Sweebirbs That's literally what I'm saying

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Anyone who says A-T-A-T is a square and imperial slime

[Star Wars @starwars]

How do you pronounce AT-AT?

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Thinking about a cut of Revenge of the Sith where everything is the same but when Anakin wakes up as Darth Vader for the first time and asks about Padmé it's Borat's voice saying, "Ma wife"

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Wordle 250 4/6
A happy little accident happening in 4

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[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

@notlamejames F

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Wordle 233 6/6
I'm thinking this is gonna be a x/6 kinda day for a lot of people

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[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Wordle 229 6/6
Too close for comfort

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[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Wordle 228 4/6
A delightful word. One that everyone will love.

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[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

My humanities textbook is speculating about Neolithic megaliths. Something something sunrise. Something something fertility rites. I think that whether 5000 years ago or 5 minutes, men are men and sometimes they just like to stack the biggest rocks they can find.

[Alexander de la Peña @AlexIsOK97]

Is it too late to say Top Gun Tom Cruise @RussFrushtick @thebestiespod

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Both #MissionImpossible 7 and 8 have been delayed by close to a year https://t.co/RUMSxiTaCh