Alex Freeland

omnipositivity #PLUR

[Matt Grossenbach @MattGrossenbach]

The hell you mean he didn’t spoil it? Literally all he’s doing is spoiling it.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[Matt @stealth_riot]

A trans flag that transitions we’ve been brutually outwoked by the da vinki twins

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

They finally got him. No coming back from this

[Pretzel! 🔩⛓️ @SaltPretzels427]

i’m not crazy right? if you’re consistently late… just leave earlier than you initially think?? it’s not hard to adjust

[vernaxes @verzasah]

YOUNG SHELDON ACTUALLY REPLYING???

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

You couldn't make The Office today. Today is almost over. You'd have to do it tomorrow at earliest.

[riri | brinity’s lawyer ⁷ @fatalistaffair]

its raining cus corbingpt needed a fresh water source to write his letter #loveislandusa

[AverageHarry 🥭 @harrynotaverage]

going to texas as a young sheldon fan is like going to japan as an anime fan

im home

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

is the entire movie framed so that it can be viewed vertically on reels

[Karti @karti_mmi]

video game fans when you ask them to play a video game

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

ok that is diabolical

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPYRO: A REALM BEYOND’ has been announced.

Releasing in Spring 2027.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Brolment of Triumph @2Big2Broly]

I didn’t even consider she was Japanese maybe I’m a bad person

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not eating so many Pringles nowadays. They need to win me over with a major ad campaign