Alex Kaufman

BLACK LIVES MATTER | He-Him-His | ✡️

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @Tesla Don’t you need demand to do that

[Alex Kaufman @AlexJKaufman]

Corner of 9th & C St NE @PoPville

[DDOT DC @DDOTDC]

The Clear Lanes Program kicked off today! Remember not to park in a bus zone 🚍 , or you risk getting a $100 ticket. Help do your part to keep our bus zones safe and accessible for all!
🔗https://t.co/Nw7lvU6KoC

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Folks, apply for student loan debt relief today.

No forms.
No special log-in.
It’s available in English and Spanish – and on desktop and mobile.

And it'll take you less than 5 minutes. https://t.co/WFCPfWoLhi

[Catherine Evans Kaufman @cat_kaufman]

If you’re going to #acadia, plan to take the bus! It was free and so convenient to get around the park without competing for parking at every destination

[Lemuel Lyes @LemuelLyes]

Last month I did the unthinkable and finally threw out that box of unloved cables that I've dragged with me through adulthood.

Today I realised that I needed one of them and have no idea how to find a replacement.

CONSIDER THIS A WARNING TO YOU ALL

[Catherine Evans Kaufman @cat_kaufman]

23 US states and territories have enacted bans on conversion therapy for minors. But do they actually work to stop the harmful practice? In my latest post for @GWpolicypersp, I look at the content of each ban to break down what exactly they accomplish.

https://t.co/OUtdkv9fx6

[Catherine Evans Kaufman @cat_kaufman]

The local response to each DC National Guard deployment has little to do with perceptions of the Guard itself—it's about who is deploying them.
Is #DCStatehood the best way to establish a more logical chain of command?
Read my article in @GWpolicypersp: https://t.co/UxDx8kKEns

[Alex Kaufman @AlexJKaufman]

Please don’t attack me like this

[Bisserat @Bisserat]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Now that Biden won, watch me not wear his name on my hat and not put a giant Biden flag on my truck and drive around with it for 4 years like a fucking weirdo.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the gang and i after that vaccine hits

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

just found out 57 is divisible by 19 i am SICK TO MY STOMACH

[Sara @FredaTheElf]

Me: Intelligence is relative. Everyone is smart in their own way and ranking intelligence is fruitless
Also me: *wins one board game* I AM THE SMARTEST HUMAN ALIVE, THE EPITOME OF INTELLECT. BOW TO ME PEASANTS

[jenna @jennalinds]

I was once denied the purchase of a water bottle at BYU campus because I was returning from a run with shorts above the knee but ask them to enforce masks during a pandemic and suddenly it’s all “ultimately our students choose what they wear on their bodies 😇”

[Catherine Evans Kaufman @cat_kaufman]

How do policymakers make public safety decisions, especially re #COVID19 ? Assigning a statistical value to life (VSL) makes benefit-cost tradeoff analyses easier, as I explain in my most recent post in @GWpolicypersp here:
https://t.co/qezxIaRXW3

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

In Order To Appeal To Suburban Christian Women, Vaccine To Be Distributed Through A Pyramid Scheme https://t.co/lyNnT3tZFz