probably alex

I make music sometimes• Be Love $alexjordan353

[probably alex @AlexJordan353]

“Hell yeah fresh caught fish? Filet Mignon”

[mau @rllydu]

maybe AI can generate you some bitches

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

[probably alex @AlexJordan353]

@_Wheema @harrisonJNIOR Bro it’d be too tough we gotta

[probably alex @AlexJordan353]

I am selling 1 verified ticket for Excision: Nexus Tour on June 16th, 2024 at The Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory, Irving via Ticketmaster. Interested? https://t.co/HaozlTmWui

[latke @latkedelrey]

in the wine bar. straight up "uncorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pinots

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Igh

[EsteSteady @estebeanie]

I be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc I can’t hear

[probably alex @AlexJordan353]

Got a pic with Kraft punk I’ll never be defeated again

[probably alex @AlexJordan353]

@s8tnsfav_ Don’t skip downtown EDC, get some Dr scholls inserts, keep a light schedule if you can

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Top beers
1. Free beer
2. First beer
3. Friday after work beer
4. Lunch beer
5. On the water beer
6. Shower beer
7. Tailgate beer
8. Poker beer
9. Ballpark beer
10. One more beer

[Justin Carter @GigawattConduit]

RIP The Boondocks, you would’ve gotten a whole season outta this

[Bobby @SullivanBobby]

Drake: Your feet are small 🤣

Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.

[sarah @sablaah]

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[sarah @sablaah]

let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

*guy inventing ipa* two hops this time

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately i often find out without even getting to fuck around

[probably alex @AlexJordan353]

@KiDCuDi 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 would be a dream come true