Alex

I wander around a lot.

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

Hellooooo New York!

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

My 2017 has been full of trials and tribulations but today wins. Thought I was brewing coffee.. but it was only English breakfast tea 😥

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

My "I'm being judged for looking at my phone by older people" sense is tingling.

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

@demon_sorbet How did you come to such a specific conclusion? Also cerulean is my fav

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

My cat is so happy when I come home. Not because I'm there, but because she gets to rub all my stuff with her scent..

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

@Kayyrista It definitely can be! It has its moments

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

@Kayyrista Just come to Southern Indiana..

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

if i'm going to learn a lesson it better be a valuable one, i'm not going to learn some cheap inexpensive lesson, waste of my time

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

Lesson learned today. Don't close the lid on your grill before lighting it 🔥💥

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

@JordanMcCall30 Bro he looked like he walked the last 200m...

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

While biking through a "puddle" I braked hard to avoid a turtle. Now soaking wet & pissed off I still dont know if it's okay. #brake4turtles

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

@Nicholasegkemp I need to see this squirrel

[Hanover College XC/TF @hanover_xctf]

It's official, the Manchester & Hanover tie for first place! #DoWork #HCTF17

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Anger may seem to be a source of energy, but it’s blind. It causes us to lose our restraint. It may stir courage, but that too is blind.

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

@misshannabanana A spoon 🥄

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

Little dude flew in and was like, "nice kicks bro"
& I was like , "ayyyy we even got the same socks"

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

a good captain goes down with the ship, i personally don't need a professional obligation to sink to the bottom of the ocean, i just do it

[Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone]

(Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park)
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS

[Alex @AlexKemp11]

@demon_sorbet Peroxide scented air fresheners would tie it all together