Michael Raphone, Sr.

sexually handsome and good at dancing

[Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone]

NEIGHBOUR: Michael, how's your obese dog?
ME (setting my hedge trimmers down): my obese dog is fine thanks, he's indoors watching television

[walker @walkercapl]

(Loudly, to entire party) A tube has never delighted me (Remembering the fish tube which launched fish through the air at previously unseen speeds) I have to go now my friend is sick

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

keep honking... i'm clonking!

[Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone]

@Dansplainer That's fine by me

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Me and the boys are gonna intubate each other later if you wanna come thru

[dave (dave) @rhinotary]

bro just acknowledge your malfeasance and we can move on..

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

Backflips

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

(hanging out with my buddy scrooge while he goes off about christmas) haha dude. you are such a grinch

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

hey dude my buddy just decreed a stately pleasure dome. thinking of hitting it up. in xanadu yeah

[My Beautiful Smile 🧡😃💙😃 Presented by YouTubeTV @WetOilyButt]

the simpsons predicted bart and lisa

[whirling, screaming head @slime_golem]

Computer. Voodoo Ranger Juice Force IPA. Hot.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Just voted for the independent candidate in Islington North.

I heard he’s alright.

[Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone]

@HammerFist3 Good morning. Karl.

[Ethan Booker @Ethan_Booker]

“You believe this? Flying babies.”

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

This is - genuinely - all I need to see. @TheGreenParty is the only major party telling the truth that THE MONEY IS THERE to fix what ails the UK. I am enraged by anyone pretending otherwise. https://t.co/4j5BUQpOSW

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

To me, all snowmen are abominable. Man's image is sacred

[h @ipodmacbook]

doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell