Alex Lang

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@laurengrace16 @clur19 This photic sneeze reflex is called the Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst, also known as ACHOO syndrome. Science is neat.

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@HawkEmDownChris Icehouse Wilson. He had one pinch hit AB with the Detroit Tigers in the 1920 and he reached on an error.

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

PK Subban anytime Marner touches the puck

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@Blutman27

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@AmericanAir Update: @AmericanAir continues to be of no help. 2 hours of operation errors, then snow has led to 3 hours of waiting to be de-iced. Coping out with weather related delay ignoring everything that led to still being at DCA when the snow began.

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

The last 6 consecutive times I’ve laid over at DCA this month on @AmericanAir there’s been over a 90 minute non-weather related delay. This time it was a trifecta of plane changes, gate changes, and now waiting an additional 2 hours on the tarmac. Now only 5 hours late if lucky.

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@AmericanAir How about some loyal points or something? One or two delays is understandable, however 6 consecutive non-weather related delays ranging from 1.5 to 5 hours is insane.

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@SkateboardxLB He just took a fist to cubes

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

Refs have robbed Purdue of two crucial possessions.

[Matt Connolly @MattConnolly___]

Back-to-back missed out of bounds calls that went against Purdue, followed by this no call. Ridiculous

[Riley Gates @Riley_Gates]

I just don’t understand how there isn’t a push off called here. We should be going to OT.

Sorry, Purdue. You got boned.

[Raymond Reddington @mdotnovo3]

Full disclosure. I’m an Ohio state graduate who has no money or interested in Purdue winning other than checking in on a big ten team…this is up there with the worst reffing I’ve ever seen. 4 egregious non calls all in favor of Houston. @BoilerBall @barstoolsports

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

gay person: i’m gay

straight person: i’m straight

bisexual person: i’m bisexual

Notre dame fan: yea so my cousins, moms, brothers dominatrix had a friend whose coworker went to ND so I’ve been a fan since birth. Go Irish!

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@morganisawizard @CubeJeff

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@JustinChVelasco @ChiSoxFanMike The Red Sox have 3 of the top 10 prospects. This deal acquired zero of them.

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

Man I am deep in rural Texas. I asked a guy what is favorite emo band was and he said Stand

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

Mockobee was wide open

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

Fire Harrell

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@Spiveyj00 @RockyTopKeith I run the bases because I want to

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder @Spiveyj00

[Alex Lang @AlexLang17]

@JoeyDoughnuts_ Leury Legend in Game 3. Jordan Danks walk off on half way to St Patrick’s Day. Lucas Giolito no hitter. Matt Albert leading off the 13th with a double.